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A awesome wingsuit is the only suit I want in my closet

A awesome wingsuit is the only suit I want in my closet

My closet is stacked with sleek business suits, gnarly surf shorts, and tons of funny t-shirts. But you could combine all of the awesomeness in my closet and it wouldn’t even reach the heights of craziness or coolness that the squirellesque flying wingsuits can give you. You could impress a gullible girl with your fancy [...]

Dancing with the Stars Cast List with Nancy Grace? GTFO!

Dancing with the Stars Cast List with Nancy Grace? GTFO!

First of all, I don’t even watch Dancing with the Stars. I saw it once for about two minutes and decided that the show was stupid, it sucked, and it had absolute no point. Just like Rosie O’donnell on a diet – it’s completely pointless. Second of all, my first of all statement is true. [...]

Don’t ask questions because Mullets are always in style.

Don’t ask questions because Mullets are always in style.

Will there ever be a day when people wake up and realize that the mullet hairstyle went out 30 years ago? I doubt it, because if they did, then another terrible hairstyle would return to fashion. Imagine the perm and the 80s wave made a debut along with the mushroom headed bowl cut? That would [...]

I figured out why Blockbuster closed its stores!

I figured out why Blockbuster closed its stores!

I found this picture on my computer last night. Its from my cell phone from like three or four years ago when I was in a BlockBuster video store. He was in that store quite often, always dressed in his camouflage rain poncho, his funny high socks, tilted gangster hat, and all 76 of his [...]

Hurricane Irene is a Shark in the Street (but a freak in the bed, no?)

Hurricane Irene is a Shark in the Street (but a freak in the bed, no?)

Check out this awesome picture of a shark swimming in the streets of Puerto Rico. Hurricane Irene swept the poor little shark into those damn dirty streets, and now we have to rescue the shark! Maybe he can eat some of the homeless people or fat girls to help Puerto Rico with it’s problems. On [...]

Hurricane Irene video and faux Guide to Survival

Hurricane Irene video and faux Guide to Survival

Video clip of Hurricane Irene in the Bahamas. It looks windy and rainy, but doesn’t look scary. What’s scary is the thought of fat Rosie O’donnell naked (epic projectile vomit). I heard she ate some Krispy Kreme donuts and got off the couch, which is what caused the earthquake in Virginia this week. Hurricane Irene [...]

Fat Carrie Fisher got skinny. I didn’t even know she was fat.

Fat Carrie Fisher got skinny. I didn’t even know she was fat.

Holy crap! Carrie Fisher must have weighed like 250-300lbs. How could cute Princess Leia, with those cute little curly cinnamon buns on her head and hot space madness bikini, get so fat that she actually looks like Jabba the Hut? How many donuts and space worms did she eat on a daily basis? Hey Luke, [...]

That’s a good stage, I’ma let you finish in a minute

That’s a good stage, I’ma let you finish in a minute

Kanye West falls off stage during a concert while singing one of his songs that I do not know the title to and am too lazy to Google it, even though I just stole this video off another website, which took the same amount of effort it would take to Google the song he’s singing [...]

Harry Potter’s new ending and other Movie Nonsense

Harry Potter’s new ending and other Movie Nonsense

Making a more meaningful fake endings to a fake unbelievable movie only makes the movie better. This opens Pandora’s box on how other movies should have ended. I got a whole list of fake movie endings in my head. In fact, I wish I was an animator because then I could create my own awesome [...]

This is how you make a cool freezing bubble

This is how you make a cool freezing bubble

Take your bubbles outside. Blow bubbles. Then put the monkey down. Next, take some actual bubbles outside when it’s cold out. It should probably be cold enough to snow. If not, I suppose you could try this in your freezer like I did. You put the bubble on the bubble wand and let it sit [...]

Why would you ever want these aliens on your arm?

Why would you ever want these aliens on your arm?

Creepy gross bug lover lets alien creature bugs crawl all over his arm. They look like sticks and twigs with little cute faces. They’re so cute that I just want to knock one off his arm and give it a little smush smush. I mean, uh, they’re gross and I think it’s nasty to let [...]

Looks like you’re making a mess, but it comes out awesome

Looks like you’re making a mess, but it comes out awesome

It starts off by you thinking he’s making a complete mess and has nothing planned, but it turns out that the spray paint artist is quite organized. He’s about to paint an epic space scene with nothing but a few simple props and a few cans of various colored spray paint. His spray paint space [...]

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