Guatemalan trash miners make more money picking then they do working. Ew! Gross!

Sometimes you just have to stand there and take it like a girl. A big, dumb, idiot, brainless, girl. I'm sorry, did that offend the smart girls out there? My bad - it's just that the girl in the dirt bike video is probably the biggest moron I've seen all month, and that's a full 20 days up to this

When asked what was the greatest accomplishment in his life, Andrew Jackson replied “I KILLED THE BANK” and everyone cheered because the bank was a machine that wanted to take control of the financial world of the United States and everyone hates the banks! This cool animated video even talks about people using code names, [...]

Wait for it…Wait for it…BAM! Russian woman you just got knocked the f*ck out! This is like Kimbo Slice dropping a bomb on a dummy in a backyard brawl. Like Mike Tyson hammering a hay-maker in the first round. Like Ali being so fast, that he hits a light switch and is in bed before [...]

Is hot Katy Perry still in the building. If not, can you go get her? She really needs to see this. I think this guy is now the number one fan in front of Keenan Cahill on account of him performing his song in a crowded public bus. I may have to vote Bus Guy’s [...]

This whiny annoying old bag teacher smacked a police officer in the face and thought it was ok? He’s been wanting to smack her since she began talking with that annoying old hag voice of hers. She’s lucky he didn’t smack her twice. Once for smacking him, and once for hurting his ears.

This is all quoted from another website, but it’s the same exact epic Whole Foods resignation letter floating around the net, that every other website has clearly shown, but of course you see it here first 300th.! “All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing.” Dear Whole Foods [...]

Apparently you can put a giant office chip clip on a cats neck and they’ll lay there while you do whatever you want to it. Looks like we’re gonna have to field test this with women at the bar this weekend. This seems less illegal then roofies and less painful then a taser. Wish us [...]

What happens when 90 retired people, who account for 90 million wrinkles, 80 thousand soiled pants, and 10,000 cheek pinches per day, get their hands on a video camera and radio? They make a music video. This funny music video reminds me of my days at college where we’d make awful videos. However, the Clark [...]

There’s an 8 year old wrestler with a mohawk who is apparently the best 8 year old wrestler in town. Max Thompson saw this and wrote: Poulin is more intimidating than most NFL linebackers. He has more raw brute strength per pound than most North American bears.* 1. No he is not more intimidating than [...]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGAydXcdZ-s He’s either old and awesome, or old and on crack for this to exist. Either way, he’s entertaining. Even worse, there’s two douchebags begging for attention by dancing with him. If no girls wanted to f*ck you then, they’re not going to f*ck you after seeing this. For the record, I can only stand [...]

Lady you are so lucky right now. You have an angel watching you, that’s for sure!