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The Dark Knight Rises Trailer

If you devote yourself to making this movie faster, then I don’t have to wait until summer of 2012 to see it in Imax. If you stop dressing Anne Hatheway up in a halloween costume, then we won’t complain that she looks stupid and that having a woman accomplice is a bad idea. I loved [...]

SpongeBob SquarePants arrested for fighting two Ugly Broads

SpongeBob SquarePants arrested for fighting two Ugly Broads

Poor SpongeBob SquarePants got into a fight with two girls and got himself arrested. Patrick was nowhere to be found. SpongeBob fought one girl who looked like a tranny in tiger pants, and another girl who must be the ugliest girl at USC or just a dumb nitwit who buys shirts to colleges she couldn’t [...]

Percy Foster, dwarf sex king, found dead in badger den.

Percy Foster, dwarf sex king, found dead in badger den.

If you don’t know who Percy Foster is, then maybe you should scroll down and view the badger badger badger picture I made. Percy Foster is the dwarf lookalike of Chef Gordon Ramsay. Not only is Percy a Dwarf, but he’s a porn star. Hmmm. A porn star dwarf who looks like Chef Gordon Ramsey, [...]

Who needs a diet and a gym membership? THIS GUY!

Who needs a diet and a gym membership? THIS GUY!

Wowsers. Holy lard Batman. Fat guy can’t even get his neck off the floor. He looks like an obese Wolverine who hasn’t seen the sun in years and spent the last five years carving donuts with his razor claws. He’s the Krispy Kreme swimsuit model in the mens calendar for women. There’s actually a guy [...]

Nicolas Merritt’s Blink 182 video…The state looks down on what?

Nicolas Merritt’s Blink 182 video…The state looks down on what?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5Mwbhmxz3w His name is Nicolas Merritt and this dork is like eight years old and can play the drums better then me and just about everyone I know. He’s a whiny voiced little miniature rockstar who posts these annoying videos on YouTube. So annoying that I watched at least five of his videos and even [...]

Russian Woman go Pee Pee, and Cute Polar Bear attacks!

Russian Woman go Pee Pee, and Cute Polar Bear attacks!

Wait for it…Wait for it…BAM! Russian woman you just got knocked the f*ck out! This is like Kimbo Slice dropping a bomb on a dummy in a backyard brawl. Like Mike Tyson hammering a hay-maker in the first round. Like Ali being so fast, that he hits a light switch and is in bed before [...]

2 Chatbots talking – and this is why divorce rate is so high!

2 Chatbots talking – and this is why divorce rate is so high!

I have heard this conversation between a man and a woman a million times, and nine times out of ten it becomes an argument, then a divorce, then court battles and legal fees. I bet half of you folks out there can relate to this video of the chat bots talking together because the woman [...]

Dancing with the Stars Cast List with Nancy Grace? GTFO!

Dancing with the Stars Cast List with Nancy Grace? GTFO!

First of all, I don’t even watch Dancing with the Stars. I saw it once for about two minutes and decided that the show was stupid, it sucked, and it had absolute no point. Just like Rosie O’donnell on a diet – it’s completely pointless. Second of all, my first of all statement is true. [...]

Hurricane Irene is a Shark in the Street (but a freak in the bed, no?)

Hurricane Irene is a Shark in the Street (but a freak in the bed, no?)

Check out this awesome picture of a shark swimming in the streets of Puerto Rico. Hurricane Irene swept the poor little shark into those damn dirty streets, and now we have to rescue the shark! Maybe he can eat some of the homeless people or fat girls to help Puerto Rico with it’s problems. On [...]

Hurricane Irene video and faux Guide to Survival

Hurricane Irene video and faux Guide to Survival

Video clip of Hurricane Irene in the Bahamas. It looks windy and rainy, but doesn’t look scary. What’s scary is the thought of fat Rosie O’donnell naked (epic projectile vomit). I heard she ate some Krispy Kreme donuts and got off the couch, which is what caused the earthquake in Virginia this week. Hurricane Irene [...]

Minka Kelly and Derek Jeter break up; Yankees still suck!

Hey Derek, you're a douchebag and Yankees suck. Go Phillies!

NO ONE CARES! Wait. I’m wrong. Which doesn’t really ever happen. But I am wrong. PEOPLE DO CARE! You know who cares? Me, because now I know who Minka Kelly is going to date next, because I am her next boyfriend, aka, boy toy. I can tell you this – my bat is bigger then [...]

Fat Carrie Fisher got skinny. I didn’t even know she was fat.

Fat Carrie Fisher got skinny. I didn’t even know she was fat.

Holy crap! Carrie Fisher must have weighed like 250-300lbs. How could cute Princess Leia, with those cute little curly cinnamon buns on her head and hot space madness bikini, get so fat that she actually looks like Jabba the Hut? How many donuts and space worms did she eat on a daily basis? Hey Luke, [...]