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Penn State, Joe Paterno, Jerry Sandusky, and Mike Mcqueary scandal.
Jerry Sandusky rapes boys at Penn State, Joe Paterno Fired, Mike Mcqueary watches it and calls his dad, probably to ask if he can borrow the family tape recorder.
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Female State Trooper should be ashamed of herself
Fat ugly female State Trooper arrests a police officer in Miami.
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How people really vote on Election Day.
voting priorities for americans on election day 2011
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And you thought America’s Economy was bad…
Guatemalan trash miners make more money picking then they do working. Ew! Gross!
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Judge William Adams wins Dad of the Year and gets job at RIAA!
Judge William Adams caught beating his daughter on tape and posted the video to youtube by his daughter. She's older now, and pretty hot. I'd hit it. Oops. Too soon?
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And this is why we can’t have nice things
My little buddy the Happy Hippo decides that drinking coffee and eating laxatives on Family Day at the zoo is a great idea as he explodes his butt all over the place. It's pretty nasty, so make sure you eat a nice meal and drink chocolate milk as you watch this cute animal video from the zoo. And stop writing
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How to quit your job like a boss
Dear Job, I no longer like you. You treat me like a battered wife. I am not some girl in a Lifetime movie - I WILL ACTUALLY LEAVE YOU! So here I am, with my own terrible marching band, to inform you that I quit my job as soon as the drum roll kicks in. And....a 1, a 2, and
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Kim Kardashian and her big fat butt
Why does anyone like Kim Kardashian? She has no skills, talents, brain, or healthy diet. She looks like a pig, her sister resembles a man, and her other sister is probably just annoyed by now but keeps her mouth shut to collect her checks. There is absolutely nothing appealing about Kim Kardashian or her fat [...]
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Teen thug loses fight with old man
Looks like someone is an idiot! Since when is it cool to beat up old people? IT’S ALWAYS COOL. Unfortunately for this young chappy, the old man whopped the younger guys behind like a raw turkey with no feathers getting leather whipped by that dominatrix creature from the movie Pulp Fiction.
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Rant Worth Listening to – Orginal Video
Tell me he's wrong! I dare you! He makes all the best points you could ever think of about the United States bank system and how they're in a trillion dollar debt, and how Obama is acting like a stereotypical black person in the sense that the stereotype suggest black folks don't pay their bills on time. Pulling the race
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Human Centipede 2 Trailer
F this. It’s a bad movie about a bad movie. Here’s a great idea – take the The first Human Centipede movie, which was terrible, and make a movie about it. Then make the main character an old naked Hobbit and you’ve got yourself another banned movie in the UK that will only appeal to [...]
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Obama Heckler Tossed, Ugly Jacket Joke Ensues
Let’s talk about President Obama, the heckler, and the awful attempt at comedic relief. I’ll use a checklist so it’s streamlined and seems official, kinda like that time you thought you accomplished something important at work when the boss asked if anyone had any suggestions on how to improve the conditions of the company, and [...]
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The Dark Knight Rises Trailer
If you devote yourself to making this movie faster, then I don’t have to wait until summer of 2012 to see it in Imax. If you stop dressing Anne Hatheway up in a halloween costume, then we won’t complain that she looks stupid and that having a woman accomplice is a bad idea. I loved [...]
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Of course you were part of a shark attack video.
Ironically, this is shark safety video in the making, but it goes wrong when the beer bellied Hawaiian looking dude decides holding a beer can and a shark at the same time makes him look cool. No, you just look like a fat alcoholic. Put the beer down for a minute, make the shark attack [...]
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Jersey Shore + Scary Snowman Prank = Epic Fail!
If you want to get punched in the face, then dress up as a snowman, hang out on the WildWood Boardwalk, and wait for some heavy metal Dad to bring his suckerfaced kid up to your snowman costume, then scare them, then brace your face for the impact of a roundhouse punch. First – what [...]
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The American Dream explained in a 30 minute video.
When asked what was the greatest accomplishment in his life, Andrew Jackson replied “I KILLED THE BANK” and everyone cheered because the bank was a machine that wanted to take control of the financial world of the United States and everyone hates the banks! This cool animated video even talks about people using code names, [...]
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Scarlett Johansson Hacked iPhone pics = epic YAY!!!!
Everyone else is looking at Scarlett Johansson‘s leaked celebrity pictures from her hacked Iphone. So I may as well look at them too. Too bad I couldn’t find them on any of my friends cool websites, so I turned to trusty Google Image Search and BAM! Nekkid Scar-Jo all up and down my monitor. I [...]
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Just trolling along the net and OMG What the Sh*t is this?
I thought I’ve seen it all. I don’t know what to call this. I am offended that she has more views then my entire YouTube channel. Come to think of it, LemonParty gets me turned on in comparison to this, and I don’t even like dudes that much. So you can kinda guess how bad [...]
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Who needs a diet and a gym membership? THIS GUY!
Wowsers. Holy lard Batman. Fat guy can’t even get his neck off the floor. He looks like an obese Wolverine who hasn’t seen the sun in years and spent the last five years carving donuts with his razor claws. He’s the Krispy Kreme swimsuit model in the mens calendar for women. There’s actually a guy [...]
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The Creepy Rubber Man Walking Video
This funny weird video with a rubber mannequin walking around the town like a creep listening to old video game music on a cassette player bothers me more then the thought of seeing an 80 year old man naked on top of a tiny turtle. I’m not kidding. I hated this video so much that [...]
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