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Funny trolling on a filthy flock of seagulls.

Funny trolling on a filthy flock of seagulls.

Getting revenge on seagulls for pooping on you, stealing your food, or simply for existing as dumb birds is easy. You need to have mad troll skills, a bag of Cheetos, and a vehicle to sit in – even if it’s not your own. Follow these steps and you will easily anger seagulls. And this [...]

Scarlett Johansson Hacked iPhone pics = epic YAY!!!!

Scarlett Johansson Hacked iPhone pics = epic YAY!!!!

Everyone else is looking at Scarlett Johansson‘s leaked celebrity pictures from her hacked Iphone. So I may as well look at them too. Too bad I couldn’t find them on any of my friends cool websites, so I turned to trusty Google Image Search and BAM! Nekkid Scar-Jo all up and down my monitor. I [...]

Percy Foster, dwarf sex king, found dead in badger den.

Percy Foster, dwarf sex king, found dead in badger den.

If you don’t know who Percy Foster is, then maybe you should scroll down and view the badger badger badger picture I made. Percy Foster is the dwarf lookalike of Chef Gordon Ramsay. Not only is Percy a Dwarf, but he’s a porn star. Hmmm. A porn star dwarf who looks like Chef Gordon Ramsey, [...]

Bling Bling – homeless crackhead makes better music then soulja boy

Bling Bling – homeless crackhead makes better music then soulja boy

Soulja Boy unfortunately released more music. The loser also recently commented about military troops not being tough, or hard, or whatever that idiot fake rapper who releases garbage says. What does he think, that his little scrawny self could actually handle the real world? Soulja Boy is more lame then JaRule, or at least on [...]

I don’t want to turn black! Ok, you can be brown like Dad’s sweater!

I don’t want to turn black! Ok, you can be brown like Dad’s sweater!

It’s really hard for me to stop laughing at this little three year old girl acting like her souls been crushed because she is scared she will turn black. Then her Daddy, who made this funny video, tells her that she’ll be chocolate brown like the sweater, then tricks her into agreeing to be part [...]

Just trolling along the net and OMG What the Sh*t is this?

Just trolling along the net and OMG What the Sh*t is this?

I thought I’ve seen it all. I don’t know what to call this. I am offended that she has more views then my entire YouTube channel. Come to think of it, LemonParty gets me turned on in comparison to this, and I don’t even like dudes that much. So you can kinda guess how bad [...]

Dr. Oz apology over Dancing Nurses; crybaby syndrome diagnosed.

dr oz dancing nurses

Here’s the jist of the story: Dr. Oz apparently had some dancing nurses on TV the other day, and people are being big fat crybabies about it and calling it sexist. I don’t know if the picture above is the actual picture of the actual nurses, but it doesn’t really matter. What matters is that [...]

Nicolas Merritt’s Blink 182 video…The state looks down on what?

Nicolas Merritt’s Blink 182 video…The state looks down on what?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5Mwbhmxz3w His name is Nicolas Merritt and this dork is like eight years old and can play the drums better then me and just about everyone I know. He’s a whiny voiced little miniature rockstar who posts these annoying videos on YouTube. So annoying that I watched at least five of his videos and even [...]

The Creepy Rubber Man Walking Video

The Creepy Rubber Man Walking Video

This funny weird video with a rubber mannequin walking around the town like a creep listening to old video game music on a cassette player bothers me more then the thought of seeing an 80 year old man naked on top of a tiny turtle. I’m not kidding. I hated this video so much that [...]

Don’t Make me Snap my Fingers – song so catchy, I want it on Ipod!

Don’t Make me Snap my Fingers – song so catchy, I want it on Ipod!

How can you not like this kid’s music video? Seriously, this is way better and more catchy then the Friday song by that teenage dork Rebecca Black. Although, both of their videos are way better then any video I make, I still think the “elbow elbow wrist wrist” part takes the cake for being more [...]

Chris Johnson holdout is over! Buy some new grills ya freak!

Chris Johnson holdout is over! Buy some new grills ya freak!

Chris Johnson signed a four year $53.5 million contract extension with the Tennessee Titans. I was angry with him for a while because I drafted him first in my Fantasy Football league, and if he held out for even a single game, I was going to insult him by trading him for Joe Webb of [...]

Hipsters. You guys look like a bunch of homeless idiots.

Hipsters. You guys look like a bunch of homeless idiots.

Earth to hipsters! Earth to hipsters! Can one of you read this and reply so that I can understand your terrible movement? I just don’t get it. You hipsters pride yourself on terrible clothes, dirty hair, and unkempt facial hair. You enjoy drinking terrible beer. You look like homeless gay guys who failed to pick [...]