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21 Jump Street – from cool show to funny movie.
Redband trailer for 21 Jump Street with Jonah Hill and Channing Tatum.
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And you thought America’s Economy was bad…
Guatemalan trash miners make more money picking then they do working. Ew! Gross!
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The Rum Diary – worth seeing it or no?
Oh how we love to drink rum by the gallons, we shave our chest in the shower and play power hour, we drink rum by the gallons!
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How to quit your job like a boss
Dear Job, I no longer like you. You treat me like a battered wife. I am not some girl in a Lifetime movie - I WILL ACTUALLY LEAVE YOU! So here I am, with my own terrible marching band, to inform you that I quit my job as soon as the drum roll kicks in. And....a 1, a 2, and
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Teen thug loses fight with old man
Looks like someone is an idiot! Since when is it cool to beat up old people? IT’S ALWAYS COOL. Unfortunately for this young chappy, the old man whopped the younger guys behind like a raw turkey with no feathers getting leather whipped by that dominatrix creature from the movie Pulp Fiction.
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Human Centipede 2 Trailer
F this. It’s a bad movie about a bad movie. Here’s a great idea – take the The first Human Centipede movie, which was terrible, and make a movie about it. Then make the main character an old naked Hobbit and you’ve got yourself another banned movie in the UK that will only appeal to [...]
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Moneyball Trailer
Hey Brad Pitt and Jonah Hill – nice timing releasing a baseball movie just in time for the MLB Playoffs. Brad Pitt said the best line ever about baseball “I don’t watch the games.” Me either. When there’s 162 games, then I could care less. If I miss a game, it doesn’t even matter. It’s [...]
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Abduction Trailer
Dear world, can you please abduct Taylor Lautner and replace him with a better actor? No one fears this dork. He’s a weasel, and I can’t take this movie serious with him as the lead role. Oh by the way, have you heard of Matt Damon and the Bourne movies? No, you may not have, [...]
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The Dark Knight Rises Trailer
If you devote yourself to making this movie faster, then I don’t have to wait until summer of 2012 to see it in Imax. If you stop dressing Anne Hatheway up in a halloween costume, then we won’t complain that she looks stupid and that having a woman accomplice is a bad idea. I loved [...]
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The Thing Trailer
Hey guys, look over here, I found…THE THING! OH MY GOD (enter Chris Farley’s voice). The Thing trailer looks great if you’re seeking a crawling under your skin type of freaky movie. I know when I enter the theater to watch this movie, that someone in the audience will probably act like a fool and [...]
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Contagion Trailer
Watch out E-coli, you have a new competitor! If you catch this weird contagious virus, then you’re gonna turn into a blood sucking weirdo trapped in a movie screen trying to scare gullible movie viewers everywhere. I heard movie ushers will distribute hand sanitizer at every show so that the scared people can stop freaking [...]
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Killer Elite trailer
You want to see Jason Statham kicking ass, Clive Owen acting like a cool villian, and Robert DeNiro being a super smooth dude picking his watch off a guy who just got beat up? Are you a guy? Then you want to go see Killer Elite, because the trailer looks like a cool action movie [...]
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Scarlett Johansson Hacked iPhone pics = epic YAY!!!!
Everyone else is looking at Scarlett Johansson‘s leaked celebrity pictures from her hacked Iphone. So I may as well look at them too. Too bad I couldn’t find them on any of my friends cool websites, so I turned to trusty Google Image Search and BAM! Nekkid Scar-Jo all up and down my monitor. I [...]
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Mortal Kombat Legacy Videos = epic awesomeness.
Doesn’t matter who you like, either Raiden, Scorpion, Sub-Zero, or any of the other fighting game characters from Mortal Kombat, because each short video clip of the Mortal Kombat Legacy collection is amazing. Directed by Kevin Tancharoen, the Mortal Kombat Legacy videos offer a look into each character and how they became who they are. [...]
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Steven Seagal brings SWAT tank to kill Roosters!
And the first thing I think of, which is not one of Steven Seagal’s karate movies, but a memorable quote from 40 Year Old Virgin – is “You know how I know you’re gay?” Here’s what happened. Steven Seagal arrived with a SWAT team to the house of some guy named Jesus Sanchez Llovera because [...]
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A awesome wingsuit is the only suit I want in my closet
My closet is stacked with sleek business suits, gnarly surf shorts, and tons of funny t-shirts. But you could combine all of the awesomeness in my closet and it wouldn’t even reach the heights of craziness or coolness that the squirellesque flying wingsuits can give you. You could impress a gullible girl with your fancy [...]
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Dancing with the Stars Cast List with Nancy Grace? GTFO!
First of all, I don’t even watch Dancing with the Stars. I saw it once for about two minutes and decided that the show was stupid, it sucked, and it had absolute no point. Just like Rosie O’donnell on a diet – it’s completely pointless. Second of all, my first of all statement is true. [...]
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I figured out why Blockbuster closed its stores!
I found this picture on my computer last night. Its from my cell phone from like three or four years ago when I was in a BlockBuster video store. He was in that store quite often, always dressed in his camouflage rain poncho, his funny high socks, tilted gangster hat, and all 76 of his [...]
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Fat Carrie Fisher got skinny. I didn’t even know she was fat.
Holy crap! Carrie Fisher must have weighed like 250-300lbs. How could cute Princess Leia, with those cute little curly cinnamon buns on her head and hot space madness bikini, get so fat that she actually looks like Jabba the Hut? How many donuts and space worms did she eat on a daily basis? Hey Luke, [...]
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