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I figured out why Blockbuster closed its stores!

I figured out why Blockbuster closed its stores!

I found this picture on my computer last night. Its from my cell phone from like three or four years ago when I was in a BlockBuster video store. He was in that store quite often, always dressed in his camouflage rain poncho, his funny high socks, tilted gangster hat, and all 76 of his [...]

Fat Carrie Fisher got skinny. I didn’t even know she was fat.

Fat Carrie Fisher got skinny. I didn’t even know she was fat.

Holy crap! Carrie Fisher must have weighed like 250-300lbs. How could cute Princess Leia, with those cute little curly cinnamon buns on her head and hot space madness bikini, get so fat that she actually looks like Jabba the Hut? How many donuts and space worms did she eat on a daily basis? Hey Luke, [...]

Harry Potter’s new ending and other Movie Nonsense

Harry Potter’s new ending and other Movie Nonsense

Making a more meaningful fake endings to a fake unbelievable movie only makes the movie better. This opens Pandora’s box on how other movies should have ended. I got a whole list of fake movie endings in my head. In fact, I wish I was an animator because then I could create my own awesome [...]

Cool Jonathan Post and his creepy 3D eyeball invention

Cool Jonathan Post and his creepy 3D eyeball invention

Can’t. Stop. Blinking! What if someone plays a prank on Jonathan Post and disables the buttons that stop him from blinking so fast? Or staples this to his head when he’s sleeping? What if his eyes keep blinking when he removes the apparatus and he sees everything in double 3D? He could totally see 3D [...]

So this happened on my double date last night…

So this happened on my double date last night…

Fat man screams for a chicken sandwich at McDonalds. Me and my homie took our sweet behind girlfriends to get some chicken nuggets after sneaking into the movie theater. That’s where we encountered the biggest man on the planet in search of the best chicken sandwich ever. He was a fat man with a very [...]

This will make Shark Night 3D movie worth watching.

This will make Shark Night 3D movie worth watching.

Imagine you’re watching the Shark Night 3D movie. All cozy in your chair,popping some buttery popcorn, enjoying the amazing 3D effects of modern technology in cinema, and all of a sudden – a giant inflatable shark flies in your face. You. Will. Scream. Pee your pants. Welcome the Air Swimmers. They’re miniature inflatable blimps shaped [...]

Lady goes nuts during Transformers

Lady goes nuts during Transformers

The only ray of light in this video is the big black guy with the white striped shirt. He’s the only person with any common sense in this video, because he’s the only one smart enough to stand up and be all like “ya’ll wanna watch the movie right” and basically tell the girls that [...]

Human Centipede Dolly Toy

Human Centipede Dolly Toy

Human Centipede, the worst movie ever, now has the best toy ever. Imagine placing this on your mantle at Christmas? Or how about surprising grandma with a present on her birthday? Nothing says I love you better then three naked bloddy dolls performing the surgical procedure best known as ass to mouth! Yo, where can [...]

Dark Knight Rises sneak peak pictures

Dark Knight Rises sneak peak pictures

Someone posted sneak peak pictures from Dark Knight Rises, the new Batman movie, coming out in summer 2012. After looking at the pictures, I can’t help but wonder why the Bat Mobile is camouflage and there’s a giant fan attached. Or is the fan simply close to the car? What about the girls in pink [...]

TreeMan and special guest face

TreeMan and special guest face

You may have seen TreeMan on the Discovery channel. If not, take a look. His limbs resemble the roots and bark of a tree, hence the name TreeMan. I think he has experience in gardening. I can’t even explain the face of the second person, but I think they put in good face time with [...]

Katy Perry upskirt pic from Smurfs premier!!

Katy Perry upskirt pic from Smurfs premier!!

Hi Katy Perry upskirt picture. You look cute today. However, I cannot allow myself to believe that the Smurfs movie will be worth watching. What are you doing there with all that wind under your booty? Did you hook up with Gargamel? You should have. I would have. Twice. ps – update – just heard [...]

New Wheels on the Block – wtf?

New Wheels on the Block – wtf?

Is this is cut footage from the movie Very Bad Things.  Imagine they were gay and dressed like the Village People, that would be even more…interesting. Bravo on the performance, it was full of pyrotechnics and humor! New Kids on the Block might sue you, but at least you got a few million views on [...]

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