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More Proof that No One Likes Tila Tequila
When you’re name is Tila Tequila and the only gig you get is at a creepy Insane Clown Posse Juggalo show, then you know you’re a loser. Tila Tequila must be desperate for money if she’s accepting a job like this because the people who want to see ICP do not, and will not, enjoy [...]
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Of course you were part of a shark attack video.
Ironically, this is shark safety video in the making, but it goes wrong when the beer bellied Hawaiian looking dude decides holding a beer can and a shark at the same time makes him look cool. No, you just look like a fat alcoholic. Put the beer down for a minute, make the shark attack [...]
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SpongeBob SquarePants arrested for fighting two Ugly Broads
Poor SpongeBob SquarePants got into a fight with two girls and got himself arrested. Patrick was nowhere to be found. SpongeBob fought one girl who looked like a tranny in tiger pants, and another girl who must be the ugliest girl at USC or just a dumb nitwit who buys shirts to colleges she couldn’t [...]
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Make a girl think you’re a magician AND a cook!
If you’re trying to impress a girl by cooking her a nice sultry dinner, and you want to top it off by showing her that you’re a tried and true kitchen magician, then you need to cook her some frog legs and make them dance before you bake them. Or fry them. Or grill them. [...]
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Who needs a diet and a gym membership? THIS GUY!
Wowsers. Holy lard Batman. Fat guy can’t even get his neck off the floor. He looks like an obese Wolverine who hasn’t seen the sun in years and spent the last five years carving donuts with his razor claws. He’s the Krispy Kreme swimsuit model in the mens calendar for women. There’s actually a guy [...]
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Fat Carrie Fisher got skinny. I didn’t even know she was fat.
Holy crap! Carrie Fisher must have weighed like 250-300lbs. How could cute Princess Leia, with those cute little curly cinnamon buns on her head and hot space madness bikini, get so fat that she actually looks like Jabba the Hut? How many donuts and space worms did she eat on a daily basis? Hey Luke, [...]
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Cool Jonathan Post and his creepy 3D eyeball invention
Can’t. Stop. Blinking! What if someone plays a prank on Jonathan Post and disables the buttons that stop him from blinking so fast? Or staples this to his head when he’s sleeping? What if his eyes keep blinking when he removes the apparatus and he sees everything in double 3D? He could totally see 3D [...]
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What happens when William Hung bangs Jabba the Hut
This woman is the exact replica of the procreation of a fat slob mating with William Hung, one of the best worst singers ever. What cracks me up is the thought of this band/group/pile of crap sitting at their computers watching the video and talking about editing it, like “ok, well that part looks good, [...]
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Taylor Swift wears granny panties to a concert? EW! EPIC HOT FAIL!
Dear Taylor Swift, It is with unfortunate regret that I must notify you of your failure. You’re a millionaire. You’re hot. Your music is even tolerable to the point that I would allow a female to play it in my car so long as her head is in the right place. But your little celebrity [...]
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Creepy lifelike human doll
Would you pay $6000 to have a creepy human sized life like doll delivered to your house? What if I told you it had useable parts. Yeah, you know, you can stick your banana in her peach pit if you know what I mean. Watch this video about these lifelike dolls and then tell me [...]
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Baseballs Boogers and Creepy Mustache
Rex Jones, the team trainer with the creepy mustache, is seen walking Bud Norris to the locker room. What you see looks like Rex Jones trying to get an umpires phone number by complementing him on his moobs, then Bud Norris gets bored and decides to pick his nose and stare at it while those [...]
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One reason to not steal laptops!
Tyrone Jackson is in the dumbest criminals ever world history after he tried stealing a laptop under his coat, then running outside into the path of several off duty Marines. Tyrone apparently stabbed one of the Marines, but then Tyrone fell off a curb and sustained multiple injuries. I’m talkin’ about multiples of multiples, as [...]
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Creepy Asian girl walking splits
Right now you must be thinking “damn it feels good to be a vagina.” She found out she could do this when she sat on a vibrator and it went all the way in, then she waddled on the floor the way a cat or dog drags its ass in heat. If this video turns [...]
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Batman on Drugs Video
I seriously dare you to watch the whole video, with the volume up, and try not to laugh at least once. Not only can you not laugh, but you must watch the entire best worst video ever.
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Jessi Slaughter’s Ya Dun Goofed because I BackTraced It!
Ya Dun Goofed! Because I BackTraced It! Jessi Slaughter, aka KerliGirl13, posted a rant video online where she was upset and her knarly Dad with a cool mustache jumps in to say a few bitter words. The result? It’s plastered all over the net. Jessi and her family were on ABC News five minutes ago [...]
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Black Parents White Baby
This was in the news. Real news. But is it real? Who knows, but it definitely must have been an awkward birth for the husband who may have thought his wife was breeding with a white man! The sister looks mad and the brother looks happy. This is like a double chocolate super size oreo [...]
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Eddy Curry is an A-hole
Just read on Ball Don’t Lie the list of Eddy Curry’s monthly expenses and decided that he is a complete a-hole who does not deserve a multimillion dollar contract as a member of the New York Knicks, especially considering he played in only a handful of games last year, which was only a handful more [...]
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