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I want to punch this dog square in the dick

I want to punch this dog square in the dick

First of all, I invented the tickle monster. It’s something I came up with 14 years ago when my one year old sister was just learning to laugh. Second. I want to bang the blond tickling in this dumb dog video. Third. You guessed it. I want to punch that stupid dog right in the [...]

Harry Potter’s new ending and other Movie Nonsense

Harry Potter’s new ending and other Movie Nonsense

Making a more meaningful fake endings to a fake unbelievable movie only makes the movie better. This opens Pandora’s box on how other movies should have ended. I got a whole list of fake movie endings in my head. In fact, I wish I was an animator because then I could create my own awesome [...]

Seriously Bro, couldn’t you just get EZ PASS?

Seriously Bro, couldn’t you just get EZ PASS?

Dummy tries to jump his car through the toll booth on the highway. It’s a lot easier to get EZ PASS because then you don’t have to stop and give some dude in rubber gloves your money, where you risk getting stuck behind the ONE SINGLE A-HOLE asking for directions, then not understanding, then asking [...]

Total Blackout – this game can make or break a friendship!

Total Blackout – this game can make or break a friendship!

Warning! If a friend asks you to play a little game of “what’s that smell” then you should probably decline. The best thing you can do at this point is offer to be the host of the game, or bring up the rear. I would vomit everywhere if I just found out I’ve been nostril [...]

Gross bug eating video that made me really hungry

Gross bug eating video that made me really hungry

Talk about a gross bug eating video! This clip from Man vs Wild takes the tasty cake when he eats a fat larva. No lie, this video is seriously gross, so if you’re planning on eating a Boston Cream Pie while watching the giant larva video, then be my guest. Maybe you should record a [...]

Worst and most gay cover of TLC’s Red Light Special

Worst and most gay cover of TLC’s Red Light Special

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysLNApDNajw What happens when you wake up one day and realize that you don’t like hot girls? You turn into a homosexual and open a Youtube account in which you violate it everyday by posting the absolute worst cover songs on the Internet. I couldn’t watch more then 11 seconds of this before I actually [...]

Epic Horse Fail – I watched this video at least ten times

Epic Horse Fail – I watched this video at least ten times

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACNw676ao3E This is why I don’t work at a farm, because if I did, then I would spend all day trying to make the horse do a front flip. I would do absolutely no work until the stupid horse in the video completed the front flip at least three times and stopped being an epic [...]

Brazilian girl farts during live workout video on TV

Brazilian girl farts during live workout video on TV

Hmmm. Hmmmm. Hmmmmmm. Ok I don’t even know what to say about this one except the fact that, considering her diet and nationality, that her type probably farts like this all the time. Then I think about images of hot girls from Brazil in thong bikinis and I say to myself “those girls can’t possibly [...]

So this happened on my double date last night…

So this happened on my double date last night…

Fat man screams for a chicken sandwich at McDonalds. Me and my homie took our sweet behind girlfriends to get some chicken nuggets after sneaking into the movie theater. That’s where we encountered the biggest man on the planet in search of the best chicken sandwich ever. He was a fat man with a very [...]

Here I stand, frozen in time, like an Iceberg

Here I stand, frozen in time, like an Iceberg

Hello there. My name is Mr. Bigglesworth. I like to go to concerts, parties, and long walks on the beach. I like the long walks on the beach the best because I don’t have to wear a shirt. But that does not matter, because I don’t have to wear a shirt anywhere if I don’t [...]

Creepy Frankenstein Cat belongs in the Thriller video

Creepy Frankenstein Cat belongs in the Thriller video

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AprARYRMqk My cat does this all the time. She sits there, subconsciously thinking about killing people and bugs, and when something moves (that doesn’t normally move, like a jelly donut), she stands on two back legs while the front legs and face look scared in a hunched over position. Then there’s times where my cat [...]

Taylor Swift wears granny panties to a concert? EW! EPIC HOT FAIL!

Taylor Swift wears granny panties to a concert? EW! EPIC HOT FAIL!

Dear Taylor Swift, It is with unfortunate regret that I must notify you of your failure. You’re a millionaire. You’re hot. Your music is even tolerable to the point that I would allow a female to play it in my car so long as her head is in the right place. But your little celebrity [...]