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If women’s volleyball doesn’t have nice butts, then I want a riot!
Womens volleyball game interrupted by hooligans who start a miniature riot. the hooligans make this terrible game easier to watch. thank you hooligans!
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Fat girl tased and drops like a tree = HILARIOUS!
fat girl tased by police and she drops like a tree timbering over in the woods.
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Female State Trooper should be ashamed of herself
Fat ugly female State Trooper arrests a police officer in Miami.
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Someone call Randy from South Park, this Cracka is Crazy Yo!
most embarrassing episode of wheel of fortune and the word clam n1gger! I can't believe this fool guessed the letter N.
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Give me a ticket, I give you a chainsaw.
I'll take the parking ticket, and raise you a chainsaw. While you're at it, put in a new parking meter, because I just sawed yours down.
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21 Jump Street – from cool show to funny movie.
Redband trailer for 21 Jump Street with Jonah Hill and Channing Tatum.
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The Rum Diary – worth seeing it or no?
Oh how we love to drink rum by the gallons, we shave our chest in the shower and play power hour, we drink rum by the gallons!
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And this is why we can’t have nice things
My little buddy the Happy Hippo decides that drinking coffee and eating laxatives on Family Day at the zoo is a great idea as he explodes his butt all over the place. It's pretty nasty, so make sure you eat a nice meal and drink chocolate milk as you watch this cute animal video from the zoo. And stop writing
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Hi. That’s a dirtbike and you should move.
Sometimes you just have to stand there and take it like a girl. A big, dumb, idiot, brainless, girl. I'm sorry, did that offend the smart girls out there? My bad - it's just that the girl in the dirt bike video is probably the biggest moron I've seen all month, and that's a full 20 days up to this
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Name something you put in your mouth and don’t swallow?
Steve Harvey is about to pee his pants on the set of Family Feud when a pastors wife, inadvertently, admits on TV that she puts sperm in her mouth. She didn't verify who the sperm belonged too, but Steve Harvey went into conniptions.
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Philly Flood pictures from Hurricane Irene
Philly doesn’t usually partake in flood parties, but Hurricane Irene swept in some extra rain water that made rivers and creeks crest at a well above flood level. Delaware River, Schuylkill River, and a lot of the larger creeks, such as Neshaminy creek, which is about half the size of a river, decided to flood [...]
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Watch Hurricane Irene Live Video from New Jersey Shore
Gnarly Bro!!! Now we get to watch Hurricane Irene live in Ocean City, New Jersey, even though everyone was evacuated from the Jersey Shore. When you click the surf picture of a guy riding rocky waves prior to Hurricane Irene’s main arrival, you’ll be taken to Heritage Surf Shop’s live wave cam. The live camera [...]
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Fat Carrie Fisher got skinny. I didn’t even know she was fat.
Holy crap! Carrie Fisher must have weighed like 250-300lbs. How could cute Princess Leia, with those cute little curly cinnamon buns on her head and hot space madness bikini, get so fat that she actually looks like Jabba the Hut? How many donuts and space worms did she eat on a daily basis? Hey Luke, [...]
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Play a game – what’s attached to my couch?
You cannot look me in the eyes, with a straight face, and not tell me that this girl doesn’t do weird freaky sex acts when she’s home alone. If you ever try to tell me that she’s innocent and does nothing, I will seriously beat you with a cat. You know damn well that there’s [...]
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I’m dreaming of a blaaaack christmas!
It happens all the time. Your wife is pregnant and about to birth a child. You bring the whole family to see her bring the new family member into the household. Then she sh*ts on you, no pun intended, and the kid comes out looking like it’s been at a tanning salon with absolutely no [...]
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Ja Rule – stillllll a cookie monster
Watching BEEF on the Fuse channel, and it’s talking about the beef between Fifty Cent and Ja Rule and I’ve come to the same conclusion I had years ago – Ja Rule is seriously a f4g. I can’t find a gayer rapper than Ja Rule. Not only that, but he’s about 4 foot 8, looks [...]
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Attack of the Claw Hammer!
Guy on a Philadelphia Septa bus attacks an unsuspecting victim with the claw of a hammer. Insert clever witty remarks… What you do last night? I WENT OUT AND GOT HAMMERED! OHHHHH HE NAILED IT!
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Joakim Noah is an ugly mother F-er
The only difference between ugly ass Joakim Noah and this dirty hairless mutt is that one of these face monsters wears a size 14 shoe and the other one humps a hydrant. Yeah, you didn’t know this dog had big feet, did you? More ugly athletes… Sam Cassell UGLY! Delonte West [...]
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How to win at Madden 2012
Miranda wasn’t that good at playing Madden 2012. In fact, she was downright awful. But Miranda, my friends Mom, challenged us to a round, and if she won, we had to buy her a case of Budweiser. If we won, she bought us beer for the strip club that’s BYOB and she dropped us off. [...]
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Lady GaGa Giant Egg
Ladies and gentlemen, step inside to see the wonderful egg that contains the worlds biggest cunt. The fantastic cunt egg will crack and reveal the cunty mccuntenstein. Complete with blond hair and loads of makeup, this cunty cunt will also tease us with a few vocal samples before changing into numerous costumes. They call this [...]
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