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Vatican says what we already knew – WHITE PEOPLE CHURCH IS BORING!
White people church is more boring then watching Rosie Odonnell pick boogers from her belly button.
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Percy Foster, dwarf sex king, found dead in badger den.
If you don’t know who Percy Foster is, then maybe you should scroll down and view the badger badger badger picture I made. Percy Foster is the dwarf lookalike of Chef Gordon Ramsay. Not only is Percy a Dwarf, but he’s a porn star. Hmmm. A porn star dwarf who looks like Chef Gordon Ramsey, [...]
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Bling Bling – homeless crackhead makes better music then soulja boy
Soulja Boy unfortunately released more music. The loser also recently commented about military troops not being tough, or hard, or whatever that idiot fake rapper who releases garbage says. What does he think, that his little scrawny self could actually handle the real world? Soulja Boy is more lame then JaRule, or at least on [...]
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More Casey Anthony photoshopped pics
Gotta love the fans out there who appreciate a good funny Photoshoppped picture of Casey Anthony! What in the world is Casey Anthony up to these days? I haven’t kept up with the news as much, so maybe someone can enlighten me on the world of Casey Anthony. I did hear she was in Ohio [...]
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Million dollar fender bender? Of course it was a woman!
Don’t act surprised to hear that a ditzy blond woman drove a Bentley into a Ferrari, Aston Martin, Porsche, and a Mercedes. Obviously she had to do her makeup – look at all the people here, she can’t possibly go without eye liner for five minutes. Are you crazy? NO EYELINER FOR FIVE MINUTES IS [...]
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Angry Birds in real life
Just driving down the street and minding my own business yo. As soon as a friends purchases an Iphone, they immediately become less of a friend. Why? Because they get addicted to Angry Birds. Here’s a newsflash – get off your cell phone, stop playing handheld games at the bar, and act like you’re out [...]
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3d spider vs 3d girls – who wins?
News article about a 49 million year old spider shown in 3d graced the front of Yahoo news today. Ten bucks says 3000 people read it. Another $10 says only nine spider enthusiasts read the article, only seven of those people cared, and the rest scrolled past the text to the video. This is why [...]
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Fat skank mom gives 8 year old botox
Raise your hand if you want to punch this dirtbag mom and her ugly kid in the face! Is it just me, or does the kid look way older then 8? Thought so. Your botox made the kid look older! Now she will resent you for life when she’s 20 and looks 30. It’s supposed [...]
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Casey Heynes School fight with bully
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yStETqqw1XQ Punk 7th grader picking on a 10th grader because of his size. News clips on the radio say this little douche has been bullying the bigger guy because of his weight. The bigger kid takes a few punches and wants nothing to do with this, but he had too much and drops the boy [...]
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Racist Logo? What??
Iran is threatening to boycott of the 2012 London Olympics because it claims the official logo for the games resembles the word “Zion,” which is a biblical term for Jerusalem. Dear Iranian Muslims, This logo is not racist. It doesn’t resemble anything racist. This logo is just straight up UGLY! U-G-L-Y YOU AIN’T GOT NO [...]
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Jessi Slaughter’s Ya Dun Goofed because I BackTraced It!
Ya Dun Goofed! Because I BackTraced It! Jessi Slaughter, aka KerliGirl13, posted a rant video online where she was upset and her knarly Dad with a cool mustache jumps in to say a few bitter words. The result? It’s plastered all over the net. Jessi and her family were on ABC News five minutes ago [...]
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Black Parents White Baby
This was in the news. Real news. But is it real? Who knows, but it definitely must have been an awkward birth for the husband who may have thought his wife was breeding with a white man! The sister looks mad and the brother looks happy. This is like a double chocolate super size oreo [...]
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40 Ton Whale destroys yacht
A 40 ton whale jumped into a small yacht in the waters off South Africa. It didn’t sink the boat, but it sure ripped the sail down and sped off. The whale fled from the scene of the crime. I think this was a setup because the camera guy just happened to be ready to [...]
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Watch this video so you’re not gay.
Yahoo news reports that wiener loving Justin Bieber’s awful video just topped Lady Gaga’s Bad Romance video. I need everyone to watch her video about a million times per day so that we can suppress this crazy gayness started by Bieber and his herd of retarded deaf people also known as his fans.
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Andrew Dice Clay mad at CNN
“You’re supposed to be a news guy, where you gettin’ your f*ckin’ information” And drops about 100 more F-Bombs calling him an “a$$hole guy.” This is better than when people call CNN to say Howard Stern’s name as a prank.
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Breaking News – Rejected Peta Mascot Commits Suicide
Just kidding. It’s just a creepy ham cartoon in a foreign language. Looks French…but I could be wrong for once, which is more rare than you seeing a comet every time you jack off under the stars. Does anyone know what this says? Does anyone care? Will Peta be upset that I placed this image [...]
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News Flash – Soulja Boy sucks dong at making music.
Do people really listen to this crap? Crank Dat was bad, awful even, and people who liked that song obviously have a low IQ and no sense of music. I can already tell you that the typical Soulja Boy fan probably flips fries while wearing a sideways Burger King hat and fake silver grills. Or [...]
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