Womens volleyball game interrupted by hooligans who start a miniature riot. the hooligans make this terrible game easier to watch. thank you hooligans!

Redband trailer for 21 Jump Street with Jonah Hill and Channing Tatum.

First of all, I don’t even watch Dancing with the Stars. I saw it once for about two minutes and decided that the show was stupid, it sucked, and it had absolute no point. Just like Rosie O’donnell on a diet – it’s completely pointless. Second of all, my first of all statement is true. [...]

I found this picture on my computer last night. Its from my cell phone from like three or four years ago when I was in a BlockBuster video store. He was in that store quite often, always dressed in his camouflage rain poncho, his funny high socks, tilted gangster hat, and all 76 of his [...]

Is hot Katy Perry still in the building. If not, can you go get her? She really needs to see this. I think this guy is now the number one fan in front of Keenan Cahill on account of him performing his song in a crowded public bus. I may have to vote Bus Guy’s [...]

Keenan Cahill does a music video with LiL Jon and every second of it is awesome. No lie, this is one of the coolest kids on the planet right now. You should see the lineup his YouTube channel has. It’s got everyone from 50 Cent to Katy Perry, then Pauly D, David Guetta, and more. [...]

Would you pay $6000 to have a creepy human sized life like doll delivered to your house? What if I told you it had useable parts. Yeah, you know, you can stick your banana in her peach pit if you know what I mean. Watch this video about these lifelike dolls and then tell me [...]

Rex Jones, the team trainer with the creepy mustache, is seen walking Bud Norris to the locker room. What you see looks like Rex Jones trying to get an umpires phone number by complementing him on his moobs, then Bud Norris gets bored and decides to pick his nose and stare at it while those [...]

Colts #1 fan! Cheerleader tryouts didn’t go as planned. Peyton Manning has his hands under a new center. Weighing in at 350 pounds, Jenny “The Chin” Wiggler. Think she would win a hot dog eating contest? Wonder what her groin smells like? Yeah you do! Hot or not?

This is why I don’t make music videos for girls anymore. Too much falling off the chair won’t get you anything but a sympathy card and phone number to an overweight nurse. BTW, my number is 212-479-7990. Call me ladies – NO DUDES THIS TIME! LAST TIME I PUT MY NUMBER ONLINE ALL THE GAYEST [...]

If anyone wants to shave my jersey number into their crotch, back, or chest hair, then please shave TF into your hair and send me the pictures!!

Miranda wasn’t that good at playing Madden 2012. In fact, she was downright awful. But Miranda, my friends Mom, challenged us to a round, and if she won, we had to buy her a case of Budweiser. If we won, she bought us beer for the strip club that’s BYOB and she dropped us off. [...]

I am so sick of hearing about Betty White. She’s annoying. She’s not funny. She’s gross. She’s old. She sucks. Fuck Betty White. Fuck her idea of making a pin up calendar to raise money for animals. If you want to raise money for animals, then use attractive girls; not a gray haired dinosaur who [...]

Wise words from the midget purple man… “The Internet’s completely over. I don’t see why I should give my new music to iTunes or anyone else. They won’t pay me an advance for it and then they get angry when they can’t get it. All these computers and digital gadgets are no good. They just [...]