My little buddy the Happy Hippo decides that drinking coffee and eating laxatives on Family Day at the zoo is a great idea as he explodes his butt all over the place. It's pretty nasty, so make sure you eat a nice meal and drink chocolate milk as you watch this cute animal video from the zoo. And stop writing

Soulja Boy unfortunately released more music. The loser also recently commented about military troops not being tough, or hard, or whatever that idiot fake rapper who releases garbage says. What does he think, that his little scrawny self could actually handle the real world? Soulja Boy is more lame then JaRule, or at least on [...]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mafN9E6AR2Q Its a sad day in Compton when a dude tries to rob a store and a 72 year old beats the crap out of him. Ten bucks says this criminal can’t do ten pushups, count to ten, or spell TEN. He can’t do anything right! I bet when he goes home, and his Momma [...]

This wikileaks war video is crazy. USA helicopter lays down ground cover for troops on foot. The helicopter takes out insurgents armed with AK-47′s and an RPG. The text on the video states that a few children were injured, which I am not happy to hear about, but why are the so-called insurgents bringing their [...]

I can’t believe I’m watching someone’s uncle whip their ass about Facebook in a video. Maybe you can tell him you’re soft! Tell him you’re a liar! And I’m gonna whoop dat arse again if I see all that gangster stuff posted on your profile! Now put that on his wall! I guess next time [...]

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