Apparently you can put a giant office chip clip on a cats neck and they’ll lay there while you do whatever you want to it. Looks like we’re gonna have to field test this with women at the bar this weekend. This seems less illegal then roofies and less painful then a taser. Wish us [...]

This week I’m going to the dentist, just after watching the movie Teeth. Don’t fear, there are no teeth in my vagina, so it’s not that type of dentist. I haven’t been there in years, so apparently I need it. I lied. I believe I visited the grand ol cotton candy smelling, laughing gas induced, [...]