most embarrassing episode of wheel of fortune and the word clam n1gger! I can't believe this fool guessed the letter N.

I'll take the parking ticket, and raise you a chainsaw. While you're at it, put in a new parking meter, because I just sawed yours down.

Seriously Dave Chappelle – stop hiding and get your black ass back on stage. You’re not funny when you’re hiding from the world. Stop being an irrelevant nobody and revive your career in only the way that you can. Can anyone name a comedian who is as funny now as Dave Chappelle used to be? [...]

Some dummy in Brooklyn’s Park Slope area tried r4ping a screaming girl late at night, in front of someone’s home, and experienced an EPIC FAIL. First of all, she looks fat. So who wants to sleep with her anyway? No one but the loser failed r4pist of course. Second, she’s clearly screaming and you do [...]

This funny weird video with a rubber mannequin walking around the town like a creep listening to old video game music on a cassette player bothers me more then the thought of seeing an 80 year old man naked on top of a tiny turtle. I’m not kidding. I hated this video so much that [...]

First of all, I don’t even watch Dancing with the Stars. I saw it once for about two minutes and decided that the show was stupid, it sucked, and it had absolute no point. Just like Rosie O’donnell on a diet – it’s completely pointless. Second of all, my first of all statement is true. [...]

This bass video is an epic fail because the girls hair does all the shaking and vibrating. I could care less about your stupid over expensive bass system in your car because that only means you spent a ton of money on something 100% useless and idiotic. I want to know why you’re shaking this [...]

The only ray of light in this video is the big black guy with the white striped shirt. He’s the only person with any common sense in this video, because he’s the only one smart enough to stand up and be all like “ya’ll wanna watch the movie right” and basically tell the girls that [...]

If you park illegaly in his town, the Lithuanian Mayor will crush your car with a tank. Think he’s joking? Watch what he does to this Mercedes Benz. Whoop there it is. The Mayor crushes your car with a tank in a video and posts it on the Internet! Btw…what kind of weirdo toy tank [...]

Saw this girl while jogging in Central Park, following the girl in the white top and black yoga pants, down a path trying to hide my boner. Then this girl was like “yo, check out deez titties” and I was like”damn girl, them some fly ass titties, how much you want to pull them pants [...]

Ya Dun Goofed! Because I BackTraced It! Jessi Slaughter, aka KerliGirl13, posted a rant video online where she was upset and her knarly Dad with a cool mustache jumps in to say a few bitter words. The result? It’s plastered all over the net. Jessi and her family were on ABC News five minutes ago [...]

Deer Park that’s good water. I don’t want to do this. Me either. Dad should stop feeding you. Yuck-it in a bucket. Why the f*ck are we in a bucket? This water is oil free. Puerto Rican hot tub. Skinniest hose I’ve ever seen; looks like a long straw. Watching turtles f*ck is sexier than [...]

Stay classy New Orleans. Only thing bigger than Optimus Prime has a tattoo of him. Even Megatron got scared. Bra so big you can fit “Transformers” on each boob. The artist sucks and she’s fat. If she’s pregnant, I hope they kill his All Spark. Black Barney tatas in the back left. Who gave this [...]

Believers 1 – Atheists 0. I can see this battle enraging someone to the point they light themselves on fire during happy hour, or stand in front of a moving tank, or skin a baby seal to make soap for Scientologists, which doesn’t even make sense, but who cares? Political and religious vandalism are some [...]