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Penn State, Joe Paterno, Jerry Sandusky, and Mike Mcqueary scandal.
Jerry Sandusky rapes boys at Penn State, Joe Paterno Fired, Mike Mcqueary watches it and calls his dad, probably to ask if he can borrow the family tape recorder.
posted by: jack in Blog
Vatican says what we already knew – WHITE PEOPLE CHURCH IS BORING!
White people church is more boring then watching Rosie Odonnell pick boogers from her belly button.
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Guidos – way more ugly and annoying then pigeons.
Pigeons are really dumb. They have the smallest working brain of all the creatures on Earth. They have the same brain type as guidos. Just like a guido, they all see one little piece of candy and they all think they can get a piece. That’s why they are idiots. Except, the guidos are worse [...]
posted by: jack in Videos
The Worst New York Attackist Ever
Some dummy in Brooklyn’s Park Slope area tried r4ping a screaming girl late at night, in front of someone’s home, and experienced an EPIC FAIL. First of all, she looks fat. So who wants to sleep with her anyway? No one but the loser failed r4pist of course. Second, she’s clearly screaming and you do [...]
posted by: jack in Videos
The Thing Trailer
Hey guys, look over here, I found…THE THING! OH MY GOD (enter Chris Farley’s voice). The Thing trailer looks great if you’re seeking a crawling under your skin type of freaky movie. I know when I enter the theater to watch this movie, that someone in the audience will probably act like a fool and [...]
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Marty Lempkin Commercials make ugly people smarter!
Thank you Discovery Channel for helping me discover the cure to my ugly, slow, outbreak ridiculed, 30 less brain cells then average, dumb as a brick life. Now with Energy Blaster 3000, I can cure everything that’s wrong with me. In fact, I even cured homelessness on a bum down at the boulevard last night. [...]
posted by: jack in Videos
Funny trolling on a filthy flock of seagulls.
Getting revenge on seagulls for pooping on you, stealing your food, or simply for existing as dumb birds is easy. You need to have mad troll skills, a bag of Cheetos, and a vehicle to sit in – even if it’s not your own. Follow these steps and you will easily anger seagulls. And this [...]
posted by: jack in Videos
Hey Dad, WTF we gonna do with this? I dunno son, Photoshop it.
I have no idea what that weird alien looking Pinata is. I don’t know where it came from. I woke up and it was in my garage. The next thing I know, the neighbors dog is humping it ridiculously, and I had to pry the dog from the alien pinata. I don’t like when dogs [...]
posted by: jack in Pics
The Creepy Rubber Man Walking Video
This funny weird video with a rubber mannequin walking around the town like a creep listening to old video game music on a cassette player bothers me more then the thought of seeing an 80 year old man naked on top of a tiny turtle. I’m not kidding. I hated this video so much that [...]
posted by: jack in Videos
Russian Woman go Pee Pee, and Cute Polar Bear attacks!
Wait for it…Wait for it…BAM! Russian woman you just got knocked the f*ck out! This is like Kimbo Slice dropping a bomb on a dummy in a backyard brawl. Like Mike Tyson hammering a hay-maker in the first round. Like Ali being so fast, that he hits a light switch and is in bed before [...]
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Dancing with the Stars Cast List with Nancy Grace? GTFO!
First of all, I don’t even watch Dancing with the Stars. I saw it once for about two minutes and decided that the show was stupid, it sucked, and it had absolute no point. Just like Rosie O’donnell on a diet – it’s completely pointless. Second of all, my first of all statement is true. [...]
posted by: jack in Videos
Hurricane Irene video and faux Guide to Survival
Video clip of Hurricane Irene in the Bahamas. It looks windy and rainy, but doesn’t look scary. What’s scary is the thought of fat Rosie O’donnell naked (epic projectile vomit). I heard she ate some Krispy Kreme donuts and got off the couch, which is what caused the earthquake in Virginia this week. Hurricane Irene [...]
posted by: jack in Videos
Jim Carey video to Emma Stone – who wants to go camping? I DO!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9lPEP2mGWw Funny video with Jim Carey professing his love for Emma Stone. His humor reached a new level of outstanding the moment he mentioned camping, Yahtzee!, and sex in the same sentence. I hope Emma Stone records a funny video response to Jim and states how much she would love him if he were 20 [...]
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Cool Jonathan Post and his creepy 3D eyeball invention
Can’t. Stop. Blinking! What if someone plays a prank on Jonathan Post and disables the buttons that stop him from blinking so fast? Or staples this to his head when he’s sleeping? What if his eyes keep blinking when he removes the apparatus and he sees everything in double 3D? He could totally see 3D [...]
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Stephen Hawking vs Einstein – Epic Rap Battle of History
One of the coolest Epic Rap Battle of History video I’ve seen in about four hours. No lie – the beat is dope like the guy on the corner, the rhymes are fresh like a garden salad from Denny’s, and it’s an overwhelming experience to have listened to this epic song. I even LOLIRL, which [...]
posted by: jack in Videos
This will make Shark Night 3D movie worth watching.
Imagine you’re watching the Shark Night 3D movie. All cozy in your chair,popping some buttery popcorn, enjoying the amazing 3D effects of modern technology in cinema, and all of a sudden – a giant inflatable shark flies in your face. You. Will. Scream. Pee your pants. Welcome the Air Swimmers. They’re miniature inflatable blimps shaped [...]
posted by: jack in Videos
Epic Whole Foods resignation letter
This is all quoted from another website, but it’s the same exact epic Whole Foods resignation letter floating around the net, that every other website has clearly shown, but of course you see it here first 300th.! “All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing.” Dear Whole Foods [...]
posted by: jack in Blog
How many immigrants can you fit in a van?
28. The answer is 28 illegal immigrants in one flipped over white van. This accident video shows the van flipping over, then 28 illegal immigrants piling out of the van and running for…well…the border. I guess. Don’t really know where they’re going as we couldn’t contact them for interview.
posted by: jack in Videos
Funny Casey Anthony pictures
You all know it was only a matter of moments before people started photoshopping Casey Anthony pictures all over the interwebs. So bring it on! Send me all the crazy, creepy, mean, spiteful, funny, awful, any type of pictures with Casey Anthony! Send them to 1215xx @ gmail dot com. Just to clarify, crankers does [...]
posted by: jack in Pics
I’m dreaming of a blaaaack christmas!
It happens all the time. Your wife is pregnant and about to birth a child. You bring the whole family to see her bring the new family member into the household. Then she sh*ts on you, no pun intended, and the kid comes out looking like it’s been at a tanning salon with absolutely no [...]
posted by: jack in Pics