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Miley Cyrus makes headlines again being caught in public wearing a bikini. I wonder what life is like for a paparazzi. Just sit around stalking people and waiting for them to do everyday normal guy things, like going to a pool in a bathing suit. OMG, I can’t believe Miley Cyrus goes to the pool [...]

First of all, I invented the tickle monster. It’s something I came up with 14 years ago when my one year old sister was just learning to laugh. Second. I want to bang the blond tickling in this dumb dog video. Third. You guessed it. I want to punch that stupid dog right in the [...]

Team Iluminate, from America’s Got Talent, might be one of the coolest acts I’ve seen all year. They’re so much cooler then the Mr. Splash guy, who is a no talent idiot who does nothing but jump off a small cliff into a baby pool that’s sitting on top of grandma’s old mattresses. Takes no [...]

Gus the dog brings the pool inside because he doesn’t want it to get rained on or used by racoons. I wish the door was open more and the dog got to swim inside. Makes me wonder though, why haven’t dogs evolved and learned how to finally open doors? It makes me think that the [...]

Easily the worst song of the summer. Look for my comments on his YouTube page. I certainly don’t hold back to let him know how much he sucks the pool balls through a garden hose. This song is more gay than watching Justin Bieber blow two guys at the same time on a ski trip.