Dear world, can you please abduct Taylor Lautner and replace him with a better actor? No one fears this dork. He’s a weasel, and I can’t take this movie serious with him as the lead role. Oh by the way, have you heard of Matt Damon and the Bourne movies? No, you may not have, [...]

I was just about to go to bed on my nicecozy pillows and feathery blanket, next to my girlfriend a cat who cries when the lights go out because I think it’s scared of the dark. Then I saw this funny puppet video titled “Puppet Break Up” and had to watch it three times. This [...]

I thought I’ve seen it all. I don’t know what to call this. I am offended that she has more views then my entire YouTube channel. Come to think of it, LemonParty gets me turned on in comparison to this, and I don’t even like dudes that much. So you can kinda guess how bad [...]

Making a more meaningful fake endings to a fake unbelievable movie only makes the movie better. This opens Pandora’s box on how other movies should have ended. I got a whole list of fake movie endings in my head. In fact, I wish I was an animator because then I could create my own awesome [...]

Sometimes all it takes is something so simple and silly to make a person laugh out loud in real life. This funny video did it for me. Seriously, how many times are you actually laughing out loud when you type LOL to someone? Probably not ever. What’s worse is how we type something that’s not [...]

Hello there. My name is Mr. Bigglesworth. I like to go to concerts, parties, and long walks on the beach. I like the long walks on the beach the best because I don’t have to wear a shirt. But that does not matter, because I don’t have to wear a shirt anywhere if I don’t [...]

Here’s a perfect example of a weird commercial video that makes no sense at all, but is awesome in how weird it is. It’s by the potato chip company Lays and it’s strikingly bizarre. I don’t speak much Spanish, but I am certain that even the people in Spain or Mexico have no clue what’s [...]

This is all quoted from another website, but it’s the same exact epic Whole Foods resignation letter floating around the net, that every other website has clearly shown, but of course you see it here first 300th.! “All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing.” Dear Whole Foods [...]

This ol blacka blacka man has done been funnier then these old white ass men on this here ol Internets. His name is Mantan Moreland and he is awesome. He lived from September 3, 1902 to September 28, 1973. He sounds like the funniest guy ever, an originator of comedy before people even realized things [...]

Hey mate, maybe you don’t chill up on the top of the toilet while you’re basking in poop fumes over the fact that your team lost the Stanley Cup to the Boston Bruins? Maybe you don’t bet your crazy drunk friend that he won’t run head first into the toilet door and knock you off [...]

You cannot look me in the eyes, with a straight face, and not tell me that this girl doesn’t do weird freaky sex acts when she’s home alone. If you ever try to tell me that she’s innocent and does nothing, I will seriously beat you with a cat. You know damn well that there’s [...]

Like Tosh.0 said – “everyone’s doing the Dougie!” This is definitely one of those parties where someone sticks their dick in the mashed potatoes. I’ve always been afraid of being on embarrassing youtube videos, but getting caught jerking off my friend naked and upside down in the street takes it to a whole ‘nother level. [...]

Ha ha ha and holy sh*t. Some mother from Keystone Heights, Florida, posted the above picture on Facebook and it led to the mother’s arrest. The baby is said to be 11 months, while the mother is 19 years old. I can clearly see that there is no bowl in the bong, which the mother [...]