Check out this awesome picture of a shark swimming in the streets of Puerto Rico. Hurricane Irene swept the poor little shark into those damn dirty streets, and now we have to rescue the shark! Maybe he can eat some of the homeless people or fat girls to help Puerto Rico with it’s problems. On [...]

Dear Sam, You’re the coolest artist of 2012. You’re more cool then the guys who do 3d street art. And definitely cooler then the people who paint on girls, which is just a fake excuse to call yourself an artist and touch a girl because in real life, girls don’t like you. Behold, the power [...]

These guys have massive ballzacks. I can’t see myself being willing to do a live train bombing in the middle of the day, to graffiti the entire side of a train car. What’s next? They attach a spray can to a power drill while construction workers build a sky scraper?

She has the best younger brother ever. He seriously instigates the heck out of her and gives us the best possible commentary.  This is what siblings are really for, to make you go nuts every chance they can when you’re getting lectured by a parent. Sibling power at it’s finest. This guy needs an award! [...]

This is all quoted from another website, but it’s the same exact epic Whole Foods resignation letter floating around the net, that every other website has clearly shown, but of course you see it here first 300th.! “All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing.” Dear Whole Foods [...]

Kenny Powers has like ten other videos, but none are as long as this recent video where he is the CEO of the K Swiss shoe company, representing the “tubes.” All he wants to do is sell some shoes, so shut up, buy the freaking sneakers, and stfu, otherwise someone’s gonna break your damn jaw. [...]

Can you imagine going to a festival and wondering why your Pops is driving in a separate car? Wondering why his separate car is hauling a trailer. Wondering why you’re dressed like a medieval princess and your mom looks like a gypsy whore? Not me. My parents dressed me like Santa Clause and took me [...]