If you want to get punched in the face, then dress up as a snowman, hang out on the WildWood Boardwalk, and wait for some heavy metal Dad to bring his suckerfaced kid up to your snowman costume, then scare them, then brace your face for the impact of a roundhouse punch. First – what [...]

Doesn’t look like he’s got a vagina, so I’m going to assume this guy is downright hammered. Men don’t admit to being afraid of heights, and he wouldn’t have went if he was afraid of heights anyway. He is probably drunk, hungover, or someone spiked his Kool Aid with syrup of ipecac. If that’s the [...]

Can’t. Stop. Blinking! What if someone plays a prank on Jonathan Post and disables the buttons that stop him from blinking so fast? Or staples this to his head when he’s sleeping? What if his eyes keep blinking when he removes the apparatus and he sees everything in double 3D? He could totally see 3D [...]

Are you telling me this was an accident? I can’t listen to you when you talk that stupid. This was a deliberate bash masked as a Freudian slip. Tell me otherwise in the comments below!

“You’re supposed to be a news guy, where you gettin’ your f*ckin’ information” And drops about 100 more F-Bombs calling him an “a$$hole guy.” This is better than when people call CNN to say Howard Stern’s name as a prank.