Looks like the pervs of the world will be upset when they get to Crankers and see that “8 year old boys in a cage” are just some ultimate fighter fans pushing their kids into psychoanalyzed beat downs? “Cmon son, get in there and make dad proud!” Even though dad is a pansy who won’t [...]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mafN9E6AR2Q Its a sad day in Compton when a dude tries to rob a store and a 72 year old beats the crap out of him. Ten bucks says this criminal can’t do ten pushups, count to ten, or spell TEN. He can’t do anything right! I bet when he goes home, and his Momma [...]

This is all quoted from another website, but it’s the same exact epic Whole Foods resignation letter floating around the net, that every other website has clearly shown, but of course you see it here first 300th.! “All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing.” Dear Whole Foods [...]

Dear Future Ex Wife, I am sorry that my muscles are so big that my four incher cannot penetrate you. My thigh muscles can split watermelons. My biceps tear notebooks. My pecs peck. I can’t even see my feet because my chest muscles are so big. You may have thought that a human this large [...]

Byron McElderry has a cooler voice than the junkie crackhead Golden Voice guy who allegedly pretended to be clean for years only to end up in rehab weeks after being featured on talk shows. Byron is ten times cooler with an awesome voice. He deals with people’s crap while serving papers and often ends up [...]

You ever see a crazy black bitch fight? You don’t want to. They start ripping out weaves, hula hoop earings, cussing like yo momma ain’t done raised you right, and swingin them hips like they’re about to cause a tsunami. Now do you know why womens basketball coach Rick Mahorn stepped into a black girl [...]