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Penn State, Joe Paterno, Jerry Sandusky, and Mike Mcqueary scandal.
Jerry Sandusky rapes boys at Penn State, Joe Paterno Fired, Mike Mcqueary watches it and calls his dad, probably to ask if he can borrow the family tape recorder.
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How people really vote on Election Day.
voting priorities for americans on election day 2011
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Give me a ticket, I give you a chainsaw.
I'll take the parking ticket, and raise you a chainsaw. While you're at it, put in a new parking meter, because I just sawed yours down.
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And you thought America’s Economy was bad…
Guatemalan trash miners make more money picking then they do working. Ew! Gross!
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Judge William Adams wins Dad of the Year and gets job at RIAA!
Judge William Adams caught beating his daughter on tape and posted the video to youtube by his daughter. She's older now, and pretty hot. I'd hit it. Oops. Too soon?
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And this is why we can’t have nice things
My little buddy the Happy Hippo decides that drinking coffee and eating laxatives on Family Day at the zoo is a great idea as he explodes his butt all over the place. It's pretty nasty, so make sure you eat a nice meal and drink chocolate milk as you watch this cute animal video from the zoo. And stop writing
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How to quit your job like a boss
Dear Job, I no longer like you. You treat me like a battered wife. I am not some girl in a Lifetime movie - I WILL ACTUALLY LEAVE YOU! So here I am, with my own terrible marching band, to inform you that I quit my job as soon as the drum roll kicks in. And....a 1, a 2, and
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The Worst New York Attackist Ever
Some dummy in Brooklyn’s Park Slope area tried r4ping a screaming girl late at night, in front of someone’s home, and experienced an EPIC FAIL. First of all, she looks fat. So who wants to sleep with her anyway? No one but the loser failed r4pist of course. Second, she’s clearly screaming and you do [...]
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Contagion Trailer
Watch out E-coli, you have a new competitor! If you catch this weird contagious virus, then you’re gonna turn into a blood sucking weirdo trapped in a movie screen trying to scare gullible movie viewers everywhere. I heard movie ushers will distribute hand sanitizer at every show so that the scared people can stop freaking [...]
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Marty Lempkin Commercials make ugly people smarter!
Thank you Discovery Channel for helping me discover the cure to my ugly, slow, outbreak ridiculed, 30 less brain cells then average, dumb as a brick life. Now with Energy Blaster 3000, I can cure everything that’s wrong with me. In fact, I even cured homelessness on a bum down at the boulevard last night. [...]
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Girl I’m not your Puppet – a video to all the ladies out there!
I was just about to go to bed on my nicecozy pillows and feathery blanket, next to my girlfriend a cat who cries when the lights go out because I think it’s scared of the dark. Then I saw this funny puppet video titled “Puppet Break Up” and had to watch it three times. This [...]
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Bling Bling – homeless crackhead makes better music then soulja boy
Soulja Boy unfortunately released more music. The loser also recently commented about military troops not being tough, or hard, or whatever that idiot fake rapper who releases garbage says. What does he think, that his little scrawny self could actually handle the real world? Soulja Boy is more lame then JaRule, or at least on [...]
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I don’t want to turn black! Ok, you can be brown like Dad’s sweater!
It’s really hard for me to stop laughing at this little three year old girl acting like her souls been crushed because she is scared she will turn black. Then her Daddy, who made this funny video, tells her that she’ll be chocolate brown like the sweater, then tricks her into agreeing to be part [...]
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Philly Flood pictures from Hurricane Irene
Philly doesn’t usually partake in flood parties, but Hurricane Irene swept in some extra rain water that made rivers and creeks crest at a well above flood level. Delaware River, Schuylkill River, and a lot of the larger creeks, such as Neshaminy creek, which is about half the size of a river, decided to flood [...]
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Jim Carey video to Emma Stone – who wants to go camping? I DO!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9lPEP2mGWw Funny video with Jim Carey professing his love for Emma Stone. His humor reached a new level of outstanding the moment he mentioned camping, Yahtzee!, and sex in the same sentence. I hope Emma Stone records a funny video response to Jim and states how much she would love him if he were 20 [...]
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Minka Kelly and Derek Jeter break up; Yankees still suck!
NO ONE CARES! Wait. I’m wrong. Which doesn’t really ever happen. But I am wrong. PEOPLE DO CARE! You know who cares? Me, because now I know who Minka Kelly is going to date next, because I am her next boyfriend, aka, boy toy. I can tell you this – my bat is bigger then [...]
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Fat Carrie Fisher got skinny. I didn’t even know she was fat.
Holy crap! Carrie Fisher must have weighed like 250-300lbs. How could cute Princess Leia, with those cute little curly cinnamon buns on her head and hot space madness bikini, get so fat that she actually looks like Jabba the Hut? How many donuts and space worms did she eat on a daily basis? Hey Luke, [...]
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Brazilian girl farts during live workout video on TV
Hmmm. Hmmmm. Hmmmmmm. Ok I don’t even know what to say about this one except the fact that, considering her diet and nationality, that her type probably farts like this all the time. Then I think about images of hot girls from Brazil in thong bikinis and I say to myself “those girls can’t possibly [...]
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What happens when William Hung bangs Jabba the Hut
This woman is the exact replica of the procreation of a fat slob mating with William Hung, one of the best worst singers ever. What cracks me up is the thought of this band/group/pile of crap sitting at their computers watching the video and talking about editing it, like “ok, well that part looks good, [...]
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Epic Fail Robbery – how do you get beat up by a 72 year old?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mafN9E6AR2Q Its a sad day in Compton when a dude tries to rob a store and a 72 year old beats the crap out of him. Ten bucks says this criminal can’t do ten pushups, count to ten, or spell TEN. He can’t do anything right! I bet when he goes home, and his Momma [...]
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