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Girl I’m not your Puppet – a video to all the ladies out there!

Girl I’m not your Puppet – a video to all the ladies out there!

I was just about to go to bed on my nicecozy pillows and feathery blanket, next to my girlfriend a cat who cries when the lights go out because I think it’s scared of the dark. Then I saw this funny puppet video titled “Puppet Break Up” and had to watch it three times. This [...]

Bling Bling – homeless crackhead makes better music then soulja boy

Bling Bling – homeless crackhead makes better music then soulja boy

Soulja Boy unfortunately released more music. The loser also recently commented about military troops not being tough, or hard, or whatever that idiot fake rapper who releases garbage says. What does he think, that his little scrawny self could actually handle the real world? Soulja Boy is more lame then JaRule, or at least on [...]

I don’t want to turn black! Ok, you can be brown like Dad’s sweater!

I don’t want to turn black! Ok, you can be brown like Dad’s sweater!

It’s really hard for me to stop laughing at this little three year old girl acting like her souls been crushed because she is scared she will turn black. Then her Daddy, who made this funny video, tells her that she’ll be chocolate brown like the sweater, then tricks her into agreeing to be part [...]

Philly Flood pictures from Hurricane Irene

Philly Flood pictures from Hurricane Irene

Philly doesn’t usually partake in flood parties, but Hurricane Irene swept in some extra rain water that made rivers and creeks crest at a well above flood level. Delaware River, Schuylkill River, and a lot of the larger creeks, such as Neshaminy creek, which is about half the size of a river, decided to flood [...]

Jim Carey video to Emma Stone – who wants to go camping? I DO!

Jim Carey video to Emma Stone – who wants to go camping? I DO!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9lPEP2mGWw Funny video with Jim Carey professing his love for Emma Stone. His humor reached a new level of outstanding the moment he mentioned camping, Yahtzee!, and sex in the same sentence.  I hope Emma Stone records a funny video response to Jim and states how much she would love him if he were 20 [...]

Minka Kelly and Derek Jeter break up; Yankees still suck!

Hey Derek, you're a douchebag and Yankees suck. Go Phillies!

NO ONE CARES! Wait. I’m wrong. Which doesn’t really ever happen. But I am wrong. PEOPLE DO CARE! You know who cares? Me, because now I know who Minka Kelly is going to date next, because I am her next boyfriend, aka, boy toy. I can tell you this – my bat is bigger then [...]

Fat Carrie Fisher got skinny. I didn’t even know she was fat.

Fat Carrie Fisher got skinny. I didn’t even know she was fat.

Holy crap! Carrie Fisher must have weighed like 250-300lbs. How could cute Princess Leia, with those cute little curly cinnamon buns on her head and hot space madness bikini, get so fat that she actually looks like Jabba the Hut? How many donuts and space worms did she eat on a daily basis? Hey Luke, [...]

Brazilian girl farts during live workout video on TV

Brazilian girl farts during live workout video on TV

Hmmm. Hmmmm. Hmmmmmm. Ok I don’t even know what to say about this one except the fact that, considering her diet and nationality, that her type probably farts like this all the time. Then I think about images of hot girls from Brazil in thong bikinis and I say to myself “those girls can’t possibly [...]

What happens when William Hung bangs Jabba the Hut

What happens when William Hung bangs Jabba the Hut

This woman is the exact replica of the procreation of a fat slob mating with William Hung, one of the best worst singers ever. What cracks me up is the thought of this band/group/pile of crap sitting at their computers watching the video and talking about editing it, like “ok, well that part looks good, [...]

Epic Fail Robbery – how do you get beat up by a 72 year old?

Epic Fail Robbery – how do you get beat up by a 72 year old?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mafN9E6AR2Q Its a sad day in Compton when a dude tries to rob a store and a 72 year old beats the crap out of him. Ten bucks says this criminal can’t do ten pushups, count to ten, or spell TEN. He can’t do anything right! I bet when he goes home, and his Momma [...]

Stephen Hawking vs Einstein – Epic Rap Battle of History

Stephen Hawking vs Einstein – Epic Rap Battle of History

One of the coolest Epic Rap Battle of History video I’ve seen in about four hours. No lie – the beat is dope like the guy on the corner, the rhymes are fresh like a garden salad from Denny’s, and it’s an overwhelming experience to have listened to this epic song. I even LOLIRL, which [...]

excuse me sir, your phone is vibrating

excuse me sir, your phone is vibrating

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3Qz7ksl63Y&NR=1 This is what happens when your friends call too much and you don’t answer on the first ring. I wonder if Fergie and friends tried collecting royalties on this video? If you were Fergie, would you try to collect royalties on this (when you’re not peeing your pants of course)? Do you think playing [...]