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The American Dream explained in a 30 minute video.

The American Dream explained in a 30 minute video.

When asked what was the greatest accomplishment in his life, Andrew Jackson replied “I KILLED THE BANK” and everyone cheered because the bank was a machine that wanted to take control of the financial world of the United States and everyone hates the banks! This cool animated video even talks about people using code names, [...]

Puke while hang gliding – you’re either drunk or have a vagina.

Puke while hang gliding – you’re either drunk or have a vagina.

Doesn’t look like he’s got a vagina, so I’m going to assume this guy is downright hammered. Men don’t admit to being afraid of heights, and he wouldn’t have went if he was afraid of heights anyway. He is probably drunk, hungover, or someone spiked his Kool Aid with syrup of ipecac. If that’s the [...]

Scarlett Johansson Hacked iPhone pics = epic YAY!!!!

Scarlett Johansson Hacked iPhone pics = epic YAY!!!!

Everyone else is looking at Scarlett Johansson‘s leaked celebrity pictures from her hacked Iphone. So I may as well look at them too. Too bad I couldn’t find them on any of my friends cool websites, so I turned to trusty Google Image Search and BAM! Nekkid Scar-Jo all up and down my monitor. I [...]

Hey Dad, WTF we gonna do with this? I dunno son, Photoshop it.

weird picture

I have no idea what that weird alien looking Pinata is. I don’t know where it came from. I woke up and it was in my garage. The next thing I know, the neighbors dog is humping it ridiculously, and I had to pry the dog from the alien pinata. I don’t like when dogs [...]

Bling Bling – homeless crackhead makes better music then soulja boy

Bling Bling – homeless crackhead makes better music then soulja boy

Soulja Boy unfortunately released more music. The loser also recently commented about military troops not being tough, or hard, or whatever that idiot fake rapper who releases garbage says. What does he think, that his little scrawny self could actually handle the real world? Soulja Boy is more lame then JaRule, or at least on [...]

I don’t want to turn black! Ok, you can be brown like Dad’s sweater!

I don’t want to turn black! Ok, you can be brown like Dad’s sweater!

It’s really hard for me to stop laughing at this little three year old girl acting like her souls been crushed because she is scared she will turn black. Then her Daddy, who made this funny video, tells her that she’ll be chocolate brown like the sweater, then tricks her into agreeing to be part [...]

Dr. Oz apology over Dancing Nurses; crybaby syndrome diagnosed.

dr oz dancing nurses

Here’s the jist of the story: Dr. Oz apparently had some dancing nurses on TV the other day, and people are being big fat crybabies about it and calling it sexist. I don’t know if the picture above is the actual picture of the actual nurses, but it doesn’t really matter. What matters is that [...]

Mortal Kombat Legacy Videos = epic awesomeness.

Mortal Kombat Legacy Videos = epic awesomeness.

Doesn’t matter who you like, either Raiden, Scorpion, Sub-Zero, or any of the other fighting game characters from Mortal Kombat, because each short video clip of the Mortal Kombat Legacy collection is amazing. Directed by Kevin Tancharoen, the Mortal Kombat Legacy videos offer a look into each character and how they became who they are. [...]

A awesome wingsuit is the only suit I want in my closet

A awesome wingsuit is the only suit I want in my closet

My closet is stacked with sleek business suits, gnarly surf shorts, and tons of funny t-shirts. But you could combine all of the awesomeness in my closet and it wouldn’t even reach the heights of craziness or coolness that the squirellesque flying wingsuits can give you. You could impress a gullible girl with your fancy [...]

Dancing with the Stars Cast List with Nancy Grace? GTFO!

Dancing with the Stars Cast List with Nancy Grace? GTFO!

First of all, I don’t even watch Dancing with the Stars. I saw it once for about two minutes and decided that the show was stupid, it sucked, and it had absolute no point. Just like Rosie O’donnell on a diet – it’s completely pointless. Second of all, my first of all statement is true. [...]

Don’t ask questions because Mullets are always in style.

Don’t ask questions because Mullets are always in style.

Will there ever be a day when people wake up and realize that the mullet hairstyle went out 30 years ago? I doubt it, because if they did, then another terrible hairstyle would return to fashion. Imagine the perm and the 80s wave made a debut along with the mushroom headed bowl cut? That would [...]

Hipsters. You guys look like a bunch of homeless idiots.

Hipsters. You guys look like a bunch of homeless idiots.

Earth to hipsters! Earth to hipsters! Can one of you read this and reply so that I can understand your terrible movement? I just don’t get it. You hipsters pride yourself on terrible clothes, dirty hair, and unkempt facial hair. You enjoy drinking terrible beer. You look like homeless gay guys who failed to pick [...]

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