If you don’t know who Percy Foster is, then maybe you should scroll down and view the badger badger badger picture I made. Percy Foster is the dwarf lookalike of Chef Gordon Ramsay. Not only is Percy a Dwarf, but he’s a porn star. Hmmm. A porn star dwarf who looks like Chef Gordon Ramsey, [...]

My favorite reporter goes ghetto in about three seconds. There’s something about a grasshopper in the mouth that brings out the dark side in all of us. This is easily one of my most favorite funny videos on the Internet. It’s so awesome that it was featured on Tosh.0 as a web redemption. He got [...]

A 40 ton whale jumped into a small yacht in the waters off South Africa. It didn’t sink the boat, but it sure ripped the sail down and sped off. The whale fled from the scene of the crime. I think this was a setup because the camera guy just happened to be ready to [...]

Yahoo news reports that wiener loving Justin Bieber’s awful video just topped Lady Gaga’s Bad Romance video. I need everyone to watch her video about a million times per day so that we can suppress this crazy gayness started by Bieber and his herd of retarded deaf people also known as his fans.

This guy is so awesome.