I don’t even know where to start with this. Oh, I know. Why don’t you chose a song that didn’t come out in 2001? That’s right. I said it. Shakira’s “Laundry Service” album was released in 2001, making this girl almost 11 years behind in music. Right after you pick a song from at least [...]

I’m not sure how I feel about a computer telling me that I smell like a baby prostitute. How in the world does a baby prostitute smell? What is it, baby powder and cheap cologne from the previous customer? Cheap booze and smokes? This is just raunchy! Damn you Google! I can handle smelling like [...]