This funny weird video with a rubber mannequin walking around the town like a creep listening to old video game music on a cassette player bothers me more then the thought of seeing an 80 year old man naked on top of a tiny turtle. I’m not kidding. I hated this video so much that [...]

Dummy tries to jump his car through the toll booth on the highway. It’s a lot easier to get EZ PASS because then you don’t have to stop and give some dude in rubber gloves your money, where you risk getting stuck behind the ONE SINGLE A-HOLE asking for directions, then not understanding, then asking [...]

Well, more like being swung like a ragdoll in this Russian yoga video. The lady swings her baby like its a toy, and the baby doesn’t even cry. That’s probably because it’s already dead, and dead babies can’t cry! She even twists the arm around like a rubber band. This baby is either dead, fake, [...]

This week I’m going to the dentist, just after watching the movie Teeth. Don’t fear, there are no teeth in my vagina, so it’s not that type of dentist. I haven’t been there in years, so apparently I need it. I lied. I believe I visited the grand ol cotton candy smelling, laughing gas induced, [...]