Flash mobs are awesome when they’re done right. MC Hammer – Can’t Touch This is one of the coolest flash mob videos. It ranks high up there with the Micheal Jackson flash mob videos. Let me tell you the benefits of the Hammer Time video…first, sales for some random costume pants company sky rocketed on [...]

I never really got into cars, speakers, or custom auto/audio things. I was always happy with my white Sony Walkman and NWA’s 100 Miles and Runnin’ tape. But there’s a whole underground world dedicated to making speakers rattle with bass so deep that it shakes the hair on your body. Do take me literally. I [...]

This is all quoted from another website, but it’s the same exact epic Whole Foods resignation letter floating around the net, that every other website has clearly shown, but of course you see it here first 300th.! “All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing.” Dear Whole Foods [...]

Iran is threatening to boycott of the 2012 London Olympics because it claims the official logo for the games resembles the word “Zion,” which is a biblical term for Jerusalem. Dear Iranian Muslims, This logo is not racist. It doesn’t resemble anything racist. This logo is just straight up UGLY! U-G-L-Y YOU AIN’T GOT NO [...]

How many turtlenecks can you buy at J.C. Penny before the sale ends? My dick hurts from laughing so hard, not because I’m wearing a turtle neck. Ten bucks says they’re all wearing Z Cavaricci’s on the way to a skating party. Looks like she’s in the middle of a sticky situation. Then again, maybe [...]

A 40 ton whale jumped into a small yacht in the waters off South Africa. It didn’t sink the boat, but it sure ripped the sail down and sped off. The whale fled from the scene of the crime. I think this was a setup because the camera guy just happened to be ready to [...]

I am so sick of hearing about Betty White. She’s annoying. She’s not funny. She’s gross. She’s old. She sucks. Fuck Betty White. Fuck her idea of making a pin up calendar to raise money for animals. If you want to raise money for animals, then use attractive girls; not a gray haired dinosaur who [...]