Jerry Sandusky rapes boys at Penn State, Joe Paterno Fired, Mike Mcqueary watches it and calls his dad, probably to ask if he can borrow the family tape recorder.

Wait for it…Wait for it…BAM! Russian woman you just got knocked the f*ck out! This is like Kimbo Slice dropping a bomb on a dummy in a backyard brawl. Like Mike Tyson hammering a hay-maker in the first round. Like Ali being so fast, that he hits a light switch and is in bed before [...]

Looks worse than being trapped in a military prison. If he doesn’t talk soon, they’ll resort to waterboarding. He’s either gonna spill the beans, or spill the guts. Osama Bin Laden captured the USA’s most secret weapon, a baby with a diaper full of DYN-O-MITE! His Mom really wants her child support payment. Maybe Abu [...]

You stupid, stupid man. “Call 911″ haha. No thanks, but you can call yourself a dumbass, get up, and walk away from the deer. I think the man secretly wants to f*ck the deer, but that’s just me.