I was just about to go to bed on my nicecozy pillows and feathery blanket, next to my girlfriend a cat who cries when the lights go out because I think it’s scared of the dark. Then I saw this funny puppet video titled “Puppet Break Up” and had to watch it three times. This [...]

If you want to get punched in the face, then dress up as a snowman, hang out on the WildWood Boardwalk, and wait for some heavy metal Dad to bring his suckerfaced kid up to your snowman costume, then scare them, then brace your face for the impact of a roundhouse punch. First – what [...]

Wowsers. Holy lard Batman. Fat guy can’t even get his neck off the floor. He looks like an obese Wolverine who hasn’t seen the sun in years and spent the last five years carving donuts with his razor claws. He’s the Krispy Kreme swimsuit model in the mens calendar for women. There’s actually a guy [...]

Take your bubbles outside. Blow bubbles. Then put the monkey down. Next, take some actual bubbles outside when it’s cold out. It should probably be cold enough to snow. If not, I suppose you could try this in your freezer like I did. You put the bubble on the bubble wand and let it sit [...]