Fat ugly female State Trooper arrests a police officer in Miami.

First of all, I don’t even watch Dancing with the Stars. I saw it once for about two minutes and decided that the show was stupid, it sucked, and it had absolute no point. Just like Rosie O’donnell on a diet – it’s completely pointless. Second of all, my first of all statement is true. [...]

Not quite as sneaky as Pearl Harbor, but Yuzo Tashiro shocks the goalie and scores one for the books. I couldn’t understand a word that was said in this sneak attack soccer goal video, but I am pretty sure that they all said GOOOOOOAAAAALLLLLLL! and then blew 80 mph into vuvuzelas. Yeah. Remember those? ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!

Three questions: 1 Does anyone watch women’s soccer? 2 Does anyone watch soccer? And 3 Does anyone like watching women’s sports? 1 NO. 2 MAYBE PEOPLE IN BRAZIL. 3 NO! There you have it. The final answers to all questions pertaining to women’s sports and soccer in general. There’s only two women’s sports worth watching, [...]