Jerry Sandusky rapes boys at Penn State, Joe Paterno Fired, Mike Mcqueary watches it and calls his dad, probably to ask if he can borrow the family tape recorder.

Team Iluminate, from America’s Got Talent, might be one of the coolest acts I’ve seen all year. They’re so much cooler then the Mr. Splash guy, who is a no talent idiot who does nothing but jump off a small cliff into a baby pool that’s sitting on top of grandma’s old mattresses. Takes no [...]

I don’t know why cats like boxes so much, but when this cat gets in, it can’t get out! Sounds like the nararrator was watching the Phillies vs the Giants game.  Maybe he should be buying bigger boxes for the cat, because that looks like a shoe box with a mammoth in it.

Three questions: 1 Does anyone watch women’s soccer? 2 Does anyone watch soccer? And 3 Does anyone like watching women’s sports? 1 NO. 2 MAYBE PEOPLE IN BRAZIL. 3 NO! There you have it. The final answers to all questions pertaining to women’s sports and soccer in general. There’s only two women’s sports worth watching, [...]

This ol blacka blacka man has done been funnier then these old white ass men on this here ol Internets. His name is Mantan Moreland and he is awesome. He lived from September 3, 1902 to September 28, 1973. He sounds like the funniest guy ever, an originator of comedy before people even realized things [...]

Watching BEEF on the Fuse channel, and it’s talking about the beef between Fifty Cent and Ja Rule and I’ve come to the same conclusion I had years ago – Ja Rule is seriously a f4g. I can’t find a gayer rapper than Ja Rule. Not only that, but he’s about 4 foot 8, looks [...]

Jimmy Kimmel hosted the roast of Pam Anderson. Every five minutes I was reminded about how Tommy Lee’s cocknballs resembled an elephant trunk, Courtney Love is a violent drug abused crackhead whore, Andy Dick likes dick, Bea Arthur has a penis, and Lisa Lampanelli is probably the fattest, ugliest, least funny girl who sounds like [...]

Dude, wtf is up with his laugh? Sounds like a gay dude picking apples and finding a worm. Look at those long neck creeps just hanging around like they’re at a happy hour taking turns biting the gay black dude.

This week I’m going to the dentist, just after watching the movie Teeth. Don’t fear, there are no teeth in my vagina, so it’s not that type of dentist. I haven’t been there in years, so apparently I need it. I lied. I believe I visited the grand ol cotton candy smelling, laughing gas induced, [...]