This funny weird video with a rubber mannequin walking around the town like a creep listening to old video game music on a cassette player bothers me more then the thought of seeing an 80 year old man naked on top of a tiny turtle. I’m not kidding. I hated this video so much that [...]

Doesn’t matter who you like, either Raiden, Scorpion, Sub-Zero, or any of the other fighting game characters from Mortal Kombat, because each short video clip of the Mortal Kombat Legacy collection is amazing. Directed by Kevin Tancharoen, the Mortal Kombat Legacy videos offer a look into each character and how they became who they are. [...]

First of all, I don’t even watch Dancing with the Stars. I saw it once for about two minutes and decided that the show was stupid, it sucked, and it had absolute no point. Just like Rosie O’donnell on a diet – it’s completely pointless. Second of all, my first of all statement is true. [...]

Not every funny cat video or cute cat picture is funny or cute to the person who owns the picture. Imagine being the person who submitted these cat pics? The person has to clean all those little cat turds out of their pearly white sink. I can’t imagine walking into a bathroom to wash my [...]

Imagine being 17, living in the suburbs far away from your city friends, and having no car. Then imagine your parents go to Mexico for the week, leave you with your hearing impaired grandmother, and your friends don’t feel like picking you up because you’re so far out of the way. What do you do? [...]

Part two of what I hope is the next biggest trend since planking. Here’s how it goes. Set up a video camera, then put a cardboard box in front of the video camera. Then jiggle a keychain like you’re about to play with the red laser. Next, you make the cat go near the shoe [...]

My cat does this all the time. She sits there, subconsciously thinking about killing people and bugs, and when something moves (that doesn’t normally move, like a jelly donut), she stands on two back legs while the front legs and face look scared in a hunched over position. Then there’s times where my cat will [...]

Herrmerrrnn’s School of French Kissing for Dogs just opened. They’re taking applications. We’re talking about real dogs, not the girls you see offering bj’s under the subway station for $8 and a bite of your cornbread sandwich. How many of you are about to enroll your pooch in the best school for dogs ever? I [...]

You all know it was only a matter of moments before people started photoshopping Casey Anthony pictures all over the interwebs. So bring it on! Send me all the crazy, creepy, mean, spiteful, funny, awful, any type of pictures with Casey Anthony! Send them to 1215xx @ gmail dot com. Just to clarify, crankers does [...]

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There’s an 8 year old wrestler with a mohawk who is apparently the best 8 year old wrestler in town. Max Thompson saw this and wrote: Poulin is more intimidating than most NFL linebackers. He has more raw brute strength per pound than most North American bears.* 1. No he is not more intimidating than [...]

Just read on Ball Don’t Lie the list of Eddy Curry’s monthly expenses and decided that he is a complete a-hole who does not deserve a multimillion dollar contract as a member of the New York Knicks, especially considering he played in only a handful of games last year, which was only a handful more [...]