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How people really vote on Election Day.
voting priorities for americans on election day 2011
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Give me a ticket, I give you a chainsaw.
I'll take the parking ticket, and raise you a chainsaw. While you're at it, put in a new parking meter, because I just sawed yours down.
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And you thought America’s Economy was bad…
Guatemalan trash miners make more money picking then they do working. Ew! Gross!
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Judge William Adams wins Dad of the Year and gets job at RIAA!
Judge William Adams caught beating his daughter on tape and posted the video to youtube by his daughter. She's older now, and pretty hot. I'd hit it. Oops. Too soon?
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More Proof that No One Likes Tila Tequila
When you’re name is Tila Tequila and the only gig you get is at a creepy Insane Clown Posse Juggalo show, then you know you’re a loser. Tila Tequila must be desperate for money if she’s accepting a job like this because the people who want to see ICP do not, and will not, enjoy [...]
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Moneyball Trailer
Hey Brad Pitt and Jonah Hill – nice timing releasing a baseball movie just in time for the MLB Playoffs. Brad Pitt said the best line ever about baseball “I don’t watch the games.” Me either. When there’s 162 games, then I could care less. If I miss a game, it doesn’t even matter. It’s [...]
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Dancing with the Stars Cast List with Nancy Grace? GTFO!
First of all, I don’t even watch Dancing with the Stars. I saw it once for about two minutes and decided that the show was stupid, it sucked, and it had absolute no point. Just like Rosie O’donnell on a diet – it’s completely pointless. Second of all, my first of all statement is true. [...]
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Die Antwoord – Enter The Ninja (dirty version)
This guy isn’t too bad. His name sucks, but he’s like the half pint Eminem of Europe. Then again, does Europe even have black people? No. So he’s just a rapper. But…change your name dude, it’s dumb as sh*t. Special guest TsimFuckis and a creepily hot girl who shows her camel toe at 2:47.
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Jason Derulo – Ridin’ Solo Worst Song of Summer
Easily the worst song of the summer. Look for my comments on his YouTube page. I certainly don’t hold back to let him know how much he sucks the pool balls through a garden hose. This song is more gay than watching Justin Bieber blow two guys at the same time on a ski trip.
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Fatty Tatty Too Loves Optimus Prime
Stay classy New Orleans. Only thing bigger than Optimus Prime has a tattoo of him. Even Megatron got scared. Bra so big you can fit “Transformers” on each boob. The artist sucks and she’s fat. If she’s pregnant, I hope they kill his All Spark. Black Barney tatas in the back left. Who gave this [...]
posted by: jack in Pics
F Betty White and her Animal Calendar
I am so sick of hearing about Betty White. She’s annoying. She’s not funny. She’s gross. She’s old. She sucks. Fuck Betty White. Fuck her idea of making a pin up calendar to raise money for animals. If you want to raise money for animals, then use attractive girls; not a gray haired dinosaur who [...]
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Lebron James joins Miami Heat
Lebron James ditched Cleveland for Miami. Why wouldn’t he? Cleveland sucks. Who cares if it’s home to him. Miami has hot Cuban girls running around looking for dick, Cleveland has hoodrats. Miami has two stud players who can score on anyone. Cleveland does not have sh*t but a Delonte West the ugly douchebag motherf*cker who [...]
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This Skater is an Douchebag
He sucks at skateboarding. Sucks at being mad. Sucks at everything. He is a complete douchebag.
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News Flash – Soulja Boy sucks dong at making music.
Do people really listen to this crap? Crank Dat was bad, awful even, and people who liked that song obviously have a low IQ and no sense of music. I can already tell you that the typical Soulja Boy fan probably flips fries while wearing a sideways Burger King hat and fake silver grills. Or [...]
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Teeth don’t belong in a vagina.
This week I’m going to the dentist, just after watching the movie Teeth. Don’t fear, there are no teeth in my vagina, so it’s not that type of dentist. I haven’t been there in years, so apparently I need it. I lied. I believe I visited the grand ol cotton candy smelling, laughing gas induced, [...]
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WNBA sucks
You ever see a crazy black bitch fight? You don’t want to. They start ripping out weaves, hula hoop earings, cussing like yo momma ain’t done raised you right, and swingin them hips like they’re about to cause a tsunami. Now do you know why womens basketball coach Rick Mahorn stepped into a black girl [...]
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Fat Joe sucks at life more than he sucks at rap
Anyone see the old MTV Cribs with Fat Joe and his homosexual sneaker collection? How about the Ferarri he doesn’t drive? What about the gay Terror Squad in the background trying to look tough? Hey Fag Fat Joe, how much dick did those boner touchers suck to stand in your episode of Cribs? Why do [...]
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