You want to see Jason Statham kicking ass, Clive Owen acting like a cool villian, and Robert DeNiro being a super smooth dude picking his watch off a guy who just got beat up? Are you a guy? Then you want to go see Killer Elite, because the trailer looks like a cool action movie [...]

I was just about to go to bed on my nicecozy pillows and feathery blanket, next to my girlfriend a cat who cries when the lights go out because I think it’s scared of the dark. Then I saw this funny puppet video titled “Puppet Break Up” and had to watch it three times. This [...]

I thought I’ve seen it all. I don’t know what to call this. I am offended that she has more views then my entire YouTube channel. Come to think of it, LemonParty gets me turned on in comparison to this, and I don’t even like dudes that much. So you can kinda guess how bad [...]

If you’re trying to impress a girl by cooking her a nice sultry dinner, and you want to top it off by showing her that you’re a tried and true kitchen magician, then you need to cook her some frog legs and make them dance before you bake them. Or fry them. Or grill them. [...]

My closet is stacked with sleek business suits, gnarly surf shorts, and tons of funny t-shirts. But you could combine all of the awesomeness in my closet and it wouldn’t even reach the heights of craziness or coolness that the squirellesque flying wingsuits can give you. You could impress a gullible girl with your fancy [...]

Making a more meaningful fake endings to a fake unbelievable movie only makes the movie better. This opens Pandora’s box on how other movies should have ended. I got a whole list of fake movie endings in my head. In fact, I wish I was an animator because then I could create my own awesome [...]

This bass video is an epic fail because the girls hair does all the shaking and vibrating. I could care less about your stupid over expensive bass system in your car because that only means you spent a ton of money on something 100% useless and idiotic. I want to know why you’re shaking this [...]

I never really got into cars, speakers, or custom auto/audio things. I was always happy with my white Sony Walkman and NWA’s 100 Miles and Runnin’ tape. But there’s a whole underground world dedicated to making speakers rattle with bass so deep that it shakes the hair on your body. Do take me literally. I [...]

This is all quoted from another website, but it’s the same exact epic Whole Foods resignation letter floating around the net, that every other website has clearly shown, but of course you see it here first 300th.! “All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing.” Dear Whole Foods [...]

Dear Future Ex Wife, I am sorry that my muscles are so big that my four incher cannot penetrate you. My thigh muscles can split watermelons. My biceps tear notebooks. My pecs peck. I can’t even see my feet because my chest muscles are so big. You may have thought that a human this large [...]

Bowling with protestors! This cracks me up so bad. Look at all these idiots crowding the street on ten speeds like anyone gives a f*ck. There’s cars that need to get by, and incase you haven’t noticed, the cars are ten times your size. What’s that mean? It means move to the f*cking sidewalk you [...]

Say what you want about Manson, but the song is awesome. The movie Not Another Teen Party was awesome too. Who is the super hot girl in the hot tub dancing in front of Marilyn Manson? I need a new calendar and she should probably be in it.

This was in the news. Real news. But is it real? Who knows, but it definitely must have been an awkward birth for the husband who may have thought his wife was breeding with a white man! The sister looks mad and the brother looks happy. This is like a double chocolate super size oreo [...]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-MRrAHpniQ What kind of piece of crap scumbag parent are you? Have you ever considered that sometimes stereotypes exist because they are true? You’re the poster child for so many bad jokes and repulsive comments. It’s people like you who make black people look bad when you do socially super stupid sh*t like this. If [...]