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Kim Kardashian Scam Marriage is OVER!
Talk shows everywhere across United States are creating top ten lists of things that lasted longer then fatty no talent Kim Kardashian’s marriage to unemployed basketball player Kris Humphries, a player who’s career is about as relevant as the most unused crayon in a box of Crayola’s. I’ve decided that the entire wedding of Kim [...]
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Dr. Oz apology over Dancing Nurses; crybaby syndrome diagnosed.
Here’s the jist of the story: Dr. Oz apparently had some dancing nurses on TV the other day, and people are being big fat crybabies about it and calling it sexist. I don’t know if the picture above is the actual picture of the actual nurses, but it doesn’t really matter. What matters is that [...]
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Dancing with the Stars Cast List with Nancy Grace? GTFO!
First of all, I don’t even watch Dancing with the Stars. I saw it once for about two minutes and decided that the show was stupid, it sucked, and it had absolute no point. Just like Rosie O’donnell on a diet – it’s completely pointless. Second of all, my first of all statement is true. [...]
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I figured out why Blockbuster closed its stores!
I found this picture on my computer last night. Its from my cell phone from like three or four years ago when I was in a BlockBuster video store. He was in that store quite often, always dressed in his camouflage rain poncho, his funny high socks, tilted gangster hat, and all 76 of his [...]
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Cool Jonathan Post and his creepy 3D eyeball invention
Can’t. Stop. Blinking! What if someone plays a prank on Jonathan Post and disables the buttons that stop him from blinking so fast? Or staples this to his head when he’s sleeping? What if his eyes keep blinking when he removes the apparatus and he sees everything in double 3D? He could totally see 3D [...]
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Brazilian girl farts during live workout video on TV
Hmmm. Hmmmm. Hmmmmmm. Ok I don’t even know what to say about this one except the fact that, considering her diet and nationality, that her type probably farts like this all the time. Then I think about images of hot girls from Brazil in thong bikinis and I say to myself “those girls can’t possibly [...]
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Yet another Frankenstein Cat thrillers like Michael Jackson
Part two of what I hope is the next biggest trend since planking. Here’s how it goes. Set up a video camera, then put a cardboard box in front of the video camera. Then jiggle a keychain like you’re about to play with the red laser. Next, you make the cat go near the shoe [...]
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her kitchen has a lot of bass
I never really got into cars, speakers, or custom auto/audio things. I was always happy with my white Sony Walkman and NWA’s 100 Miles and Runnin’ tape. But there’s a whole underground world dedicated to making speakers rattle with bass so deep that it shakes the hair on your body. Do take me literally. I [...]
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…and Black Babies can Dance!
I need to rent a black baby and take it to the mall. I would pick up so many chicks doing the stanky leg with my little black baby. Could you imagine what a white baby dance would look like? AWFUL BECAUSE WHITE PEOPLE CAN’T DANCE! Now back to the stanky leg. You go baby!! [...]
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Dave Chappelle Sesame Street
The Dave Chappelle Sesame Street video is one of my favorite funny videos floating around. Just the fact that he made fun of a kids show in a clever way (on top of his normal crazy videos) had me laughing out loud. Dear Dave, Where are you? Why are you not being funny and getting [...]
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Classic PA Prank pulled on live tv
Are you telling me this was an accident? I can’t listen to you when you talk that stupid. This was a deliberate bash masked as a Freudian slip. Tell me otherwise in the comments below!
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This was my girlfriends favorite song in high school
This funny car commercial video displays a song that my high school girlfriend probably still loves, even though she dates women. But that doesn’t mean the song can’t apply, right? AM I RIGHT OR WHAT? Girls can do other girls in the bum, it’s true. I’ve seen it on Russian TV channels! This is probably [...]
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Is that a dog milking a goat?
Yes. Yes it is. And it’s very disturbing. Why can’te my dog can’t walk upright and pull teets?
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Racist Logo? What??
Iran is threatening to boycott of the 2012 London Olympics because it claims the official logo for the games resembles the word “Zion,” which is a biblical term for Jerusalem. Dear Iranian Muslims, This logo is not racist. It doesn’t resemble anything racist. This logo is just straight up UGLY! U-G-L-Y YOU AIN’T GOT NO [...]
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Playground Fail
What cracks me up the most is that they’re STILL hanging there after they…well…you’ll see. Next time I come across two guys in the playground, I’ll remind them to wear protection before they injure themselves doing stupid tricks where the kids hangout. Weirdos.
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10 Most Hilarious Racist Moments on TV
Shut up. You know its funny because it’s racist. Everyone’s a little bit racist. Ask Avenue Q. They’re living proof! And PS – get fat ugly Rosie Odonnell off the screen. She’s so damn disgusting and gross, which both mean nearly the same thing so now I’m repeating myself of the things you already know!
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WNBA sucks
You ever see a crazy black bitch fight? You don’t want to. They start ripping out weaves, hula hoop earings, cussing like yo momma ain’t done raised you right, and swingin them hips like they’re about to cause a tsunami. Now do you know why womens basketball coach Rick Mahorn stepped into a black girl [...]
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Fat Joe sucks at life more than he sucks at rap
Anyone see the old MTV Cribs with Fat Joe and his homosexual sneaker collection? How about the Ferarri he doesn’t drive? What about the gay Terror Squad in the background trying to look tough? Hey Fag Fat Joe, how much dick did those boner touchers suck to stand in your episode of Cribs? Why do [...]
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Phillies fan tased and it’s awesome.
What happens when you’re a 17 year old who wants to be on TV? You trespass onto the field of a professional baseball game to complete your goal, but make national headlines when you get tased, and everyone loves the fact that you’re wriggling in the grass getting electrocuted, and you’re more famous than Steve [...]
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