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voting priorities for americans on election day 2011
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SpongeBob SquarePants arrested for fighting two Ugly Broads
Poor SpongeBob SquarePants got into a fight with two girls and got himself arrested. Patrick was nowhere to be found. SpongeBob fought one girl who looked like a tranny in tiger pants, and another girl who must be the ugliest girl at USC or just a dumb nitwit who buys shirts to colleges she couldn’t [...]
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I don’t want to turn black! Ok, you can be brown like Dad’s sweater!
It’s really hard for me to stop laughing at this little three year old girl acting like her souls been crushed because she is scared she will turn black. Then her Daddy, who made this funny video, tells her that she’ll be chocolate brown like the sweater, then tricks her into agreeing to be part [...]
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2 Chatbots talking – and this is why divorce rate is so high!
I have heard this conversation between a man and a woman a million times, and nine times out of ten it becomes an argument, then a divorce, then court battles and legal fees. I bet half of you folks out there can relate to this video of the chat bots talking together because the woman [...]
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Miley Cyrus bikini pictures – maybe you should hit the gym.
Miley Cyrus makes headlines again being caught in public wearing a bikini. I wonder what life is like for a paparazzi. Just sit around stalking people and waiting for them to do everyday normal guy things, like going to a pool in a bathing suit. OMG, I can’t believe Miley Cyrus goes to the pool [...]
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Jim Carey video to Emma Stone – who wants to go camping? I DO!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9lPEP2mGWw Funny video with Jim Carey professing his love for Emma Stone. His humor reached a new level of outstanding the moment he mentioned camping, Yahtzee!, and sex in the same sentence. I hope Emma Stone records a funny video response to Jim and states how much she would love him if he were 20 [...]
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Looks like you’re making a mess, but it comes out awesome
It starts off by you thinking he’s making a complete mess and has nothing planned, but it turns out that the spray paint artist is quite organized. He’s about to paint an epic space scene with nothing but a few simple props and a few cans of various colored spray paint. His spray paint space [...]
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What happens when William Hung bangs Jabba the Hut
This woman is the exact replica of the procreation of a fat slob mating with William Hung, one of the best worst singers ever. What cracks me up is the thought of this band/group/pile of crap sitting at their computers watching the video and talking about editing it, like “ok, well that part looks good, [...]
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Cop smacks annoying teacher in face
This whiny annoying old bag teacher smacked a police officer in the face and thought it was ok? He’s been wanting to smack her since she began talking with that annoying old hag voice of hers. She’s lucky he didn’t smack her twice. Once for smacking him, and once for hurting his ears.
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Beck E-Pro has me trippin…
Even if you don’t like Beck’s music, you have to admire the beauty in the video. I’m not talking about half nekked girls, but rather a cool display of digital imagery and weirdness that makes you feel like you should be at college on mushrooms in a black light with a bunch of hippies wearing [...]
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Drunk Russians fight at the Oceanarium
Since when does a drunk Russian fight involve a dolphin? Since right now. The drunk fight at the Russian aquarium has a cute girl, a dolphin, a drunk guy, inefficient security guards, a multi-person brawl, and a 12 year old girl fetching a shoe from the water. I want to know where the dolphin goes [...]
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Creepy lifelike human doll
Would you pay $6000 to have a creepy human sized life like doll delivered to your house? What if I told you it had useable parts. Yeah, you know, you can stick your banana in her peach pit if you know what I mean. Watch this video about these lifelike dolls and then tell me [...]
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Loser guidos in a tornado
Hi we are loser guidos and we’re stuck in a tornado. I haven’t ever wanted people to shut the f*ck up so bad. a car to flip over as fast as possible. fake tan losers to kill themselves. the rapper Twista to shoot someone in real life. people to choke on tanning spray. light themselves [...]
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Gay dude + horny dogs = can’t wait to sign up!
Herrmerrrnn’s School of French Kissing for Dogs just opened. They’re taking applications. We’re talking about real dogs, not the girls you see offering bj’s under the subway station for $8 and a bite of your cornbread sandwich. How many of you are about to enroll your pooch in the best school for dogs ever? I [...]
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Casey Anthony innocent – GET OVER IT!
I can’t turn creep facebook for one second without someone updating their status about the verdict of the Casey Anthony trial. SHE’S INNOCENT! GET OVER IT! Maybe she is a meth loving trailer trash beer junky and possibly even a whore, but unless someone saw her murder the baby, then you can’t say she [...]
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My Dad the Centaur
Can you imagine going to a festival and wondering why your Pops is driving in a separate car? Wondering why his separate car is hauling a trailer. Wondering why you’re dressed like a medieval princess and your mom looks like a gypsy whore? Not me. My parents dressed me like Santa Clause and took me [...]
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Ja Rule – stillllll a cookie monster
Watching BEEF on the Fuse channel, and it’s talking about the beef between Fifty Cent and Ja Rule and I’ve come to the same conclusion I had years ago – Ja Rule is seriously a f4g. I can’t find a gayer rapper than Ja Rule. Not only that, but he’s about 4 foot 8, looks [...]
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