And the first thing I think of, which is not one of Steven Seagal’s karate movies, but a memorable quote from 40 Year Old Virgin – is “You know how I know you’re gay?” Here’s what happened. Steven Seagal arrived with a SWAT team to the house of some guy named Jesus Sanchez Llovera because [...]

This little white baby doesn’t have any dance moves, let alone ONE MOVE that would even be considered a move. How can you be happy with this dancing baby video? If you painted this baby black and sent him on Soul Train, then he would get laughed off stage immediately. Seriously Mom, put down the [...]

I need to rent a black baby and take it to the mall. I would pick up so many chicks doing the stanky leg with my little black baby. Could you imagine what a white baby dance would look like? AWFUL BECAUSE WHITE PEOPLE CAN’T DANCE! Now back to the stanky leg. You go baby!! [...]

If you park illegaly in his town, the Lithuanian Mayor will crush your car with a tank. Think he’s joking? Watch what he does to this Mercedes Benz. Whoop there it is. The Mayor crushes your car with a tank in a video and posts it on the Internet! Btw…what kind of weirdo toy tank [...]

Tyrone Jackson is in the dumbest criminals ever world history after he tried stealing a laptop under his coat, then running outside into the path of several off duty Marines. Tyrone apparently stabbed one of the Marines, but then Tyrone fell off a curb and sustained multiple injuries. I’m talkin’ about multiples of multiples, as [...]

Believers 1 – Atheists 0. I can see this battle enraging someone to the point they light themselves on fire during happy hour, or stand in front of a moving tank, or skin a baby seal to make soap for Scientologists, which doesn’t even make sense, but who cares? Political and religious vandalism are some [...]