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And you thought America’s Economy was bad…
Guatemalan trash miners make more money picking then they do working. Ew! Gross!
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Judge William Adams wins Dad of the Year and gets job at RIAA!
Judge William Adams caught beating his daughter on tape and posted the video to youtube by his daughter. She's older now, and pretty hot. I'd hit it. Oops. Too soon?
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Teen thug loses fight with old man
Looks like someone is an idiot! Since when is it cool to beat up old people? IT’S ALWAYS COOL. Unfortunately for this young chappy, the old man whopped the younger guys behind like a raw turkey with no feathers getting leather whipped by that dominatrix creature from the movie Pulp Fiction.
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Guidos – way more ugly and annoying then pigeons.
Pigeons are really dumb. They have the smallest working brain of all the creatures on Earth. They have the same brain type as guidos. Just like a guido, they all see one little piece of candy and they all think they can get a piece. That’s why they are idiots. Except, the guidos are worse [...]
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Don’t Make me Snap my Fingers – song so catchy, I want it on Ipod!
How can you not like this kid’s music video? Seriously, this is way better and more catchy then the Friday song by that teenage dork Rebecca Black. Although, both of their videos are way better then any video I make, I still think the “elbow elbow wrist wrist” part takes the cake for being more [...]
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My awkward days in high school when I had no friends
Imagine being 17, living in the suburbs far away from your city friends, and having no car. Then imagine your parents go to Mexico for the week, leave you with your hearing impaired grandmother, and your friends don’t feel like picking you up because you’re so far out of the way. What do you do? [...]
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excuse me sir, your phone is vibrating
This is what happens when your friends call too much and you don’t answer on the first ring. I wonder if Fergie and friends tried collecting royalties on this video? If you were Fergie, would you try to collect royalties on this (when you’re not peeing your pants of course)? Do you think playing this [...]
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her kitchen has a lot of bass
I never really got into cars, speakers, or custom auto/audio things. I was always happy with my white Sony Walkman and NWA’s 100 Miles and Runnin’ tape. But there’s a whole underground world dedicated to making speakers rattle with bass so deep that it shakes the hair on your body. Do take me literally. I [...]
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14 year old tasered in the brain
This is a direct result of the mom being a lousy parent and the cop being a trigger happy idiot. She’s 14 – she’s gonna do dumb teenager things like every 14 year old girl does. Have you ever heard of a smart teenager? No. They’re all dumb because they’re teenagers. Mom – go see [...]
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Epic Whole Foods resignation letter
This is all quoted from another website, but it’s the same exact epic Whole Foods resignation letter floating around the net, that every other website has clearly shown, but of course you see it here first 300th.! “All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing.” Dear Whole Foods [...]
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Dave Chappelle Sesame Street
The Dave Chappelle Sesame Street video is one of my favorite funny videos floating around. Just the fact that he made fun of a kids show in a clever way (on top of his normal crazy videos) had me laughing out loud. Dear Dave, Where are you? Why are you not being funny and getting [...]
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The Takabisha roller coaster scares me
Watching this video gave me nauseating butterflies, sweaty palms, and a raging hunger for pizza. Either I’m high on crack or my body is telling me not to ever fly to Japan to ride the Takabisha. The only way I would ride this extremely steep coaster is if I was allowed to dress as Pikachu [...]
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Is that a dog milking a goat?
Yes. Yes it is. And it’s very disturbing. Why can’te my dog can’t walk upright and pull teets?
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Max Thompson from Yahoo has it all wrong!
There’s an 8 year old wrestler with a mohawk who is apparently the best 8 year old wrestler in town. Max Thompson saw this and wrote: Poulin is more intimidating than most NFL linebackers. He has more raw brute strength per pound than most North American bears.* 1. No he is not more intimidating than [...]
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Tainted Love Marilyn Manson
Say what you want about Manson, but the song is awesome. The movie Not Another Teen Party was awesome too. Who is the super hot girl in the hot tub dancing in front of Marilyn Manson? I need a new calendar and she should probably be in it.
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Nude Irish Breakdancing
Like Tosh.0 said – “everyone’s doing the Dougie!” This is definitely one of those parties where someone sticks their dick in the mashed potatoes. I’ve always been afraid of being on embarrassing youtube videos, but getting caught jerking off my friend naked and upside down in the street takes it to a whole ‘nother level. [...]
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LiL Wayne No Ceilings Cool n Dre
Even if you don’t like rap music, how can you not consider this to be an awesome song? Even if you’re a dirty hippie from Mars who only likes Phish and Kenny G love songs while wearing your Dad’s Mom’s g-string, you can still get down with this bad ass pu$$y popping ass shaking song. [...]
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Justin Bieber hit by Water Bottle
The thrower is my hero. Hey Justin, it’s a bottle of hair paste and cum. His hair is actually a helmet. Notice, it doesn’t move when attacked by bottles. Poor kid. Maybe one day someone will throw their dirty teen panties at him. Then again, it will probably be a Grandma.
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10 Animals Less Ugly than Tori Spelling
Most teen shows have girls who are hot. Saved by the Bell, 90210, OC, That’s So Raven, are some examples. And sometimes, there’s a girl who was raised by a millionaire who gets cast into shows because her Father is the main man behind the idea, even if she isn’t really that hot. I would [...]
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African Loin Cloth
Wait for it. Wait for it….WTF? Guaranteed you will mimic his dance moves in your living room or at the bar. I can’t promise anyone that I won’t be wearing a kitchen towel as a loin cloth next time I break it down, which is as soon as you’re not looking.
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