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Make a girl think you’re a magician AND a cook!

Make a girl think you’re a magician AND a cook!

If you’re trying to impress a girl by cooking her a nice sultry dinner, and you want to top it off by showing her that you’re a tried and true kitchen magician, then you need to cook her some frog legs and make them dance before you bake them. Or fry them. Or grill them. [...]

Who needs a diet and a gym membership? THIS GUY!

Who needs a diet and a gym membership? THIS GUY!

Wowsers. Holy lard Batman. Fat guy can’t even get his neck off the floor. He looks like an obese Wolverine who hasn’t seen the sun in years and spent the last five years carving donuts with his razor claws. He’s the Krispy Kreme swimsuit model in the mens calendar for women. There’s actually a guy [...]

Russian Woman go Pee Pee, and Cute Polar Bear attacks!

Russian Woman go Pee Pee, and Cute Polar Bear attacks!

Wait for it…Wait for it…BAM! Russian woman you just got knocked the f*ck out! This is like Kimbo Slice dropping a bomb on a dummy in a backyard brawl. Like Mike Tyson hammering a hay-maker in the first round. Like Ali being so fast, that he hits a light switch and is in bed before [...]

Don’t Make me Snap my Fingers – song so catchy, I want it on Ipod!

Don’t Make me Snap my Fingers – song so catchy, I want it on Ipod!

How can you not like this kid’s music video? Seriously, this is way better and more catchy then the Friday song by that teenage dork Rebecca Black. Although, both of their videos are way better then any video I make, I still think the “elbow elbow wrist wrist” part takes the cake for being more [...]

I don’t always post topless Asian boys, but when I do…

I don’t always post topless Asian boys, but when I do…

They’re lip singing a dumb song to make a funny YouTube video! This kid is hilarious. His funny video is almost as cool as the lip dub videos that Keenan Cahill makes. Keenan has a legit video making crew complete with celebrity appearances. This chubby Asian kid doesn’t have anyone but his family and friends [...]

2 Chatbots talking – and this is why divorce rate is so high!

2 Chatbots talking – and this is why divorce rate is so high!

I have heard this conversation between a man and a woman a million times, and nine times out of ten it becomes an argument, then a divorce, then court battles and legal fees. I bet half of you folks out there can relate to this video of the chat bots talking together because the woman [...]

Chris Johnson holdout is over! Buy some new grills ya freak!

Chris Johnson holdout is over! Buy some new grills ya freak!

Chris Johnson signed a four year $53.5 million contract extension with the Tennessee Titans. I was angry with him for a while because I drafted him first in my Fantasy Football league, and if he held out for even a single game, I was going to insult him by trading him for Joe Webb of [...]

Steven Seagal brings SWAT tank to kill Roosters!

Steven Seagal brings SWAT tank to kill Roosters!

And the first thing I think of, which is not one of Steven Seagal’s karate movies, but a memorable quote from 40 Year Old Virgin – is “You know how I know you’re gay?” Here’s what happened. Steven Seagal arrived with a SWAT team to the house of some guy named Jesus Sanchez Llovera because [...]

Dancing with the Stars Cast List with Nancy Grace? GTFO!

Dancing with the Stars Cast List with Nancy Grace? GTFO!

First of all, I don’t even watch Dancing with the Stars. I saw it once for about two minutes and decided that the show was stupid, it sucked, and it had absolute no point. Just like Rosie O’donnell on a diet – it’s completely pointless. Second of all, my first of all statement is true. [...]

Miley Cyrus bikini pictures – maybe you should hit the gym.

Miley Cyrus bikini pictures – maybe you should hit the gym.

Miley Cyrus makes headlines again being caught in public wearing a bikini. I wonder what life is like for a paparazzi. Just sit around stalking people and waiting for them to do everyday normal guy things, like going to a pool in a bathing suit. OMG, I can’t believe Miley Cyrus goes to the pool [...]

Using XBox to prove the Nigerian Email Scam worked!

Using XBox to prove the Nigerian Email Scam worked!

Does anyone else play video gmes on Xbox Live? If so, then you’d recognize this screenshot from one of the Halo games. I thought it was cool that there were 88,888 players online at the same time. I also found it interesting that one single person in Africa was playing Halo on Xbox Live. I [...]

Philly Flood pictures from Hurricane Irene

Philly Flood pictures from Hurricane Irene

Philly doesn’t usually partake in flood parties, but Hurricane Irene swept in some extra rain water that made rivers and creeks crest at a well above flood level. Delaware River, Schuylkill River, and a lot of the larger creeks, such as Neshaminy creek, which is about half the size of a river, decided to flood [...]

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