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The Rum Diary – worth seeing it or no?
Oh how we love to drink rum by the gallons, we shave our chest in the shower and play power hour, we drink rum by the gallons!
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Kim Kardashian Scam Marriage is OVER!
Talk shows everywhere across United States are creating top ten lists of things that lasted longer then fatty no talent Kim Kardashian’s marriage to unemployed basketball player Kris Humphries, a player who’s career is about as relevant as the most unused crayon in a box of Crayola’s. I’ve decided that the entire wedding of Kim [...]
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How to quit your job like a boss
Dear Job, I no longer like you. You treat me like a battered wife. I am not some girl in a Lifetime movie - I WILL ACTUALLY LEAVE YOU! So here I am, with my own terrible marching band, to inform you that I quit my job as soon as the drum roll kicks in. And....a 1, a 2, and
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More Proof that No One Likes Tila Tequila
When you’re name is Tila Tequila and the only gig you get is at a creepy Insane Clown Posse Juggalo show, then you know you’re a loser. Tila Tequila must be desperate for money if she’s accepting a job like this because the people who want to see ICP do not, and will not, enjoy [...]
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Bling Bling – homeless crackhead makes better music then soulja boy
Soulja Boy unfortunately released more music. The loser also recently commented about military troops not being tough, or hard, or whatever that idiot fake rapper who releases garbage says. What does he think, that his little scrawny self could actually handle the real world? Soulja Boy is more lame then JaRule, or at least on [...]
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Dr. Oz apology over Dancing Nurses; crybaby syndrome diagnosed.
Here’s the jist of the story: Dr. Oz apparently had some dancing nurses on TV the other day, and people are being big fat crybabies about it and calling it sexist. I don’t know if the picture above is the actual picture of the actual nurses, but it doesn’t really matter. What matters is that [...]
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Dancing with the Stars Cast List with Nancy Grace? GTFO!
First of all, I don’t even watch Dancing with the Stars. I saw it once for about two minutes and decided that the show was stupid, it sucked, and it had absolute no point. Just like Rosie O’donnell on a diet – it’s completely pointless. Second of all, my first of all statement is true. [...]
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I figured out why Blockbuster closed its stores!
I found this picture on my computer last night. Its from my cell phone from like three or four years ago when I was in a BlockBuster video store. He was in that store quite often, always dressed in his camouflage rain poncho, his funny high socks, tilted gangster hat, and all 76 of his [...]
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Hurricane Irene video and faux Guide to Survival
Video clip of Hurricane Irene in the Bahamas. It looks windy and rainy, but doesn’t look scary. What’s scary is the thought of fat Rosie O’donnell naked (epic projectile vomit). I heard she ate some Krispy Kreme donuts and got off the couch, which is what caused the earthquake in Virginia this week. Hurricane Irene [...]
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her kitchen has a lot of bass
I never really got into cars, speakers, or custom auto/audio things. I was always happy with my white Sony Walkman and NWA’s 100 Miles and Runnin’ tape. But there’s a whole underground world dedicated to making speakers rattle with bass so deep that it shakes the hair on your body. Do take me literally. I [...]
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Creepy lifelike human doll
Would you pay $6000 to have a creepy human sized life like doll delivered to your house? What if I told you it had useable parts. Yeah, you know, you can stick your banana in her peach pit if you know what I mean. Watch this video about these lifelike dolls and then tell me [...]
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Epic Whole Foods resignation letter
This is all quoted from another website, but it’s the same exact epic Whole Foods resignation letter floating around the net, that every other website has clearly shown, but of course you see it here first 300th.! “All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing.” Dear Whole Foods [...]
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Funny Google search results…
I’m not sure how I feel about a computer telling me that I smell like a baby prostitute. How in the world does a baby prostitute smell? What is it, baby powder and cheap cologne from the previous customer? Cheap booze and smokes? This is just raunchy! Damn you Google! I can handle smelling like [...]
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Max Thompson from Yahoo has it all wrong!
There’s an 8 year old wrestler with a mohawk who is apparently the best 8 year old wrestler in town. Max Thompson saw this and wrote: Poulin is more intimidating than most NFL linebackers. He has more raw brute strength per pound than most North American bears.* 1. No he is not more intimidating than [...]
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Racist Logo? What??
Iran is threatening to boycott of the 2012 London Olympics because it claims the official logo for the games resembles the word “Zion,” which is a biblical term for Jerusalem. Dear Iranian Muslims, This logo is not racist. It doesn’t resemble anything racist. This logo is just straight up UGLY! U-G-L-Y YOU AIN’T GOT NO [...]
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It’s funny because it’s racist!!
It’s awesome that Tyra Banks let these quacks appear on her show. These people are straight up wack jobs. I bet the dad touches the son at night. In fact, the son probably PRETENDS to be sleeping because HE LIKES IT. Ten bucks says the kid grows up to be gay and marries a black [...]
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Roast of Pamela Anderson hurt my eyes
Jimmy Kimmel hosted the roast of Pam Anderson. Every five minutes I was reminded about how Tommy Lee’s cocknballs resembled an elephant trunk, Courtney Love is a violent drug abused crackhead whore, Andy Dick likes dick, Bea Arthur has a penis, and Lisa Lampanelli is probably the fattest, ugliest, least funny girl who sounds like [...]
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When Donkeys Fly
This isn’t Photoshopped. It’s a legit donkey flying a parachute. I wonder if he peed on the people below. And who the hell is strapping a donkey to a parachute anyhow? I guess if I had a donkey, I’d make him do weird things too ala Tom Hanks in Bachelor Party.
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What the heck is this?
Is this from the movie Inception? Is this the main office? Is this the hostel? Is this what’s in the hole that King Leonidas kicks a messenger into at Sparta? Wtf is this odd shaped building that provides a perfect peeping tom view into your neighbors window?
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Tom Green interviews Andrew Dice Clay
This is going back at least four years, but did anyone catch the magic apple with toothpicks? Ps…I do the f*cking.
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