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And this is why we can’t have nice things

And this is why we can’t have nice things

My little buddy the Happy Hippo decides that drinking coffee and eating laxatives on Family Day at the zoo is a great idea as he explodes his butt all over the place. It’s pretty nasty, so make sure you eat a nice meal and drink chocolate milk as you watch this cute animal video from the zoo. And stop writing run on sentences.

Hi. That’s a dirtbike and you should move.

Hi. That’s a dirtbike and you should move.

Sometimes you just have to stand there and take it like a girl. A big, dumb, idiot, brainless, girl. I’m sorry, did that offend the smart girls out there? My bad – it’s just that the girl in the dirt bike video is probably the biggest moron I’ve seen all month, and that’s a full 20 days up to this point. 20 days of dumb girl wrapped up into one short funny clip video.

Dave Chappelle’s Samuel L Jackson Beer Parody

Dave Chappelle’s Samuel L Jackson Beer Parody

Seriously Dave Chappelle – stop hiding and get your black ass back on stage. You’re not funny when you’re hiding from the world. Stop being an irrelevant nobody and revive your career in only the way that you can. Can anyone name a comedian who is as funny now as Dave Chappelle used to be? [...]

The Dark Knight Rises Trailer

If you devote yourself to making this movie faster, then I don’t have to wait until summer of 2012 to see it in Imax. If you stop dressing Anne Hatheway up in a halloween costume, then we won’t complain that she looks stupid and that having a woman accomplice is a bad idea. I loved [...]

Contagion Trailer

Watch out E-coli, you have a new competitor! If you catch this weird contagious virus, then you’re gonna turn into a blood sucking weirdo trapped in a movie screen trying to scare gullible movie viewers everywhere. I heard movie ushers will distribute hand sanitizer at every show so that the scared people can stop freaking [...]

SpongeBob SquarePants arrested for fighting two Ugly Broads

SpongeBob SquarePants arrested for fighting two Ugly Broads

Poor SpongeBob SquarePants got into a fight with two girls and got himself arrested. Patrick was nowhere to be found. SpongeBob fought one girl who looked like a tranny in tiger pants, and another girl who must be the ugliest girl at USC or just a dumb nitwit who buys shirts to colleges she couldn’t [...]

I don’t want to turn black! Ok, you can be brown like Dad’s sweater!

I don’t want to turn black! Ok, you can be brown like Dad’s sweater!

It’s really hard for me to stop laughing at this little three year old girl acting like her souls been crushed because she is scared she will turn black. Then her Daddy, who made this funny video, tells her that she’ll be chocolate brown like the sweater, then tricks her into agreeing to be part [...]

Make a girl think you’re a magician AND a cook!

Make a girl think you’re a magician AND a cook!

If you’re trying to impress a girl by cooking her a nice sultry dinner, and you want to top it off by showing her that you’re a tried and true kitchen magician, then you need to cook her some frog legs and make them dance before you bake them. Or fry them. Or grill them. [...]

Who needs a diet and a gym membership? THIS GUY!

Who needs a diet and a gym membership? THIS GUY!

Wowsers. Holy lard Batman. Fat guy can’t even get his neck off the floor. He looks like an obese Wolverine who hasn’t seen the sun in years and spent the last five years carving donuts with his razor claws. He’s the Krispy Kreme swimsuit model in the mens calendar for women. There’s actually a guy [...]

The Creepy Rubber Man Walking Video

The Creepy Rubber Man Walking Video

This funny weird video with a rubber mannequin walking around the town like a creep listening to old video game music on a cassette player bothers me more then the thought of seeing an 80 year old man naked on top of a tiny turtle. I’m not kidding. I hated this video so much that [...]

Russian Woman go Pee Pee, and Cute Polar Bear attacks!

Russian Woman go Pee Pee, and Cute Polar Bear attacks!

Wait for it…Wait for it…BAM! Russian woman you just got knocked the f*ck out! This is like Kimbo Slice dropping a bomb on a dummy in a backyard brawl. Like Mike Tyson hammering a hay-maker in the first round. Like Ali being so fast, that he hits a light switch and is in bed before [...]

I don’t always post topless Asian boys, but when I do…

I don’t always post topless Asian boys, but when I do…

They’re lip singing a dumb song to make a funny YouTube video! This kid is hilarious. His funny video is almost as cool as the lip dub videos that Keenan Cahill makes. Keenan has a legit video making crew complete with celebrity appearances. This chubby Asian kid doesn’t have anyone but his family and friends [...]

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