Dummy tries to jump his car through the toll booth on the highway. It’s a lot easier to get EZ PASS because then you don’t have to stop and give some dude in rubber gloves your money, where you risk getting stuck behind the ONE SINGLE A-HOLE asking for directions, then not understanding, then asking [...]

What happens on the streets, stays on the streets. You know how I can tell these guys are white – they can’t fight. Then again, you ever see a black guy fight? It looks the same except with no guitar. If you’re not a trained fighter, which I am (with words), then you will always [...]