Soulja Boy unfortunately released more music. The loser also recently commented about military troops not being tough, or hard, or whatever that idiot fake rapper who releases garbage says. What does he think, that his little scrawny self could actually handle the real world? Soulja Boy is more lame then JaRule, or at least on [...]

NO ONE CARES! Wait. I’m wrong. Which doesn’t really ever happen. But I am wrong. PEOPLE DO CARE! You know who cares? Me, because now I know who Minka Kelly is going to date next, because I am her next boyfriend, aka, boy toy. I can tell you this – my bat is bigger then [...]

Human Centipede, the worst movie ever, now has the best toy ever. Imagine placing this on your mantle at Christmas? Or how about surprising grandma with a present on her birthday? Nothing says I love you better then three naked bloddy dolls performing the surgical procedure best known as ass to mouth! Yo, where can [...]

If you park illegaly in his town, the Lithuanian Mayor will crush your car with a tank. Think he’s joking? Watch what he does to this Mercedes Benz. Whoop there it is. The Mayor crushes your car with a tank in a video and posts it on the Internet! Btw…what kind of weirdo toy tank [...]

What up niggas! These two girls fight while people circle and videotape on their phones! If they can all say nigga a hundred times, then so can I, because what’s the difference between black people calling each other nigga and white people calling each other bro? There is none! Stop making everything racist! We’re past [...]

Well, more like being swung like a ragdoll in this Russian yoga video. The lady swings her baby like its a toy, and the baby doesn’t even cry. That’s probably because it’s already dead, and dead babies can’t cry! She even twists the arm around like a rubber band. This baby is either dead, fake, [...]