voting priorities for americans on election day 2011

What happens on the streets, stays on the streets. You know how I can tell these guys are white – they can’t fight. Then again, you ever see a black guy fight? It looks the same except with no guitar. If you’re not a trained fighter, which I am (with words), then you will always [...]

Take the flash mob, put it on ice, and you have flash freeze. Now imagine a thousand people doing this in a major train station. Simultaneously frozen in time at the New York train station, all at the same exact moment. Flash freeze video is a very unique twist on the flash mob videos. I [...]

I don’t even know where to start with this. Oh, I know. Why don’t you chose a song that didn’t come out in 2001? That’s right. I said it. Shakira’s “Laundry Service” album was released in 2001, making this girl almost 11 years behind in music. Right after you pick a song from at least [...]

Hello there. My name is Mr. Bigglesworth. I like to go to concerts, parties, and long walks on the beach. I like the long walks on the beach the best because I don’t have to wear a shirt. But that does not matter, because I don’t have to wear a shirt anywhere if I don’t [...]

These guys have massive ballzacks. I can’t see myself being willing to do a live train bombing in the middle of the day, to graffiti the entire side of a train car. What’s next? They attach a spray can to a power drill while construction workers build a sky scraper?

This little white baby doesn’t have any dance moves, let alone ONE MOVE that would even be considered a move. How can you be happy with this dancing baby video? If you painted this baby black and sent him on Soul Train, then he would get laughed off stage immediately. Seriously Mom, put down the [...]

Rex Jones, the team trainer with the creepy mustache, is seen walking Bud Norris to the locker room. What you see looks like Rex Jones trying to get an umpires phone number by complementing him on his moobs, then Bud Norris gets bored and decides to pick his nose and stare at it while those [...]

Don’t you love how cute babies can get away with anything. What would happen if I did this? Smacked in the face, possible restraining order, sexual harassment charges? That’s why the crankers offices have all women employees sign a different contract, one which they probably didn’t ever read because we put it all the way [...]

I bet you thought she she was removed for being fat or black! YOU RACIST!! Lakeysha Beard sat in the quiet car of an Amtrak train and thought it was ok to talk on her cell phone for 16 hours about nothing. Passengers expressed their disgust and by asking her to be quiet in the [...]

What bag of douche has the time or desire to teach a horse how to spin a hula hoop on their hind leg, while laying on their back, while exposing their big black cocknballs to the world MY GOD THERE’S KIDS WATCHING! I see all the blonds in the audience got a bit blush in [...]

Lady you are so lucky right now. You have an angel watching you, that’s for sure!

They’re better than anyone from American Bandstand, Soul Train, and So You Think You Can Dance put together. Don’t believe me, then you try and beat them and see how fast you get whacked with a vuvuzela.