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OMG Cat vs WTF Kitty – who wins? You decide!
The epic cute cat video showdown featuring OMG Cat and WTF Kitty. Let’s begin… This is what happens when your cute cat is under sedatives and attached to invisible strings. You can pull your cats jaw down like a bad magic trick, and hope your cat doesn’t get hurt. Or, this cat really wants to [...]
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Of course you were part of a shark attack video.
Ironically, this is shark safety video in the making, but it goes wrong when the beer bellied Hawaiian looking dude decides holding a beer can and a shark at the same time makes him look cool. No, you just look like a fat alcoholic. Put the beer down for a minute, make the shark attack [...]
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SpongeBob SquarePants arrested for fighting two Ugly Broads
Poor SpongeBob SquarePants got into a fight with two girls and got himself arrested. Patrick was nowhere to be found. SpongeBob fought one girl who looked like a tranny in tiger pants, and another girl who must be the ugliest girl at USC or just a dumb nitwit who buys shirts to colleges she couldn’t [...]
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Scarlett Johansson Hacked iPhone pics = epic YAY!!!!
Everyone else is looking at Scarlett Johansson‘s leaked celebrity pictures from her hacked Iphone. So I may as well look at them too. Too bad I couldn’t find them on any of my friends cool websites, so I turned to trusty Google Image Search and BAM! Nekkid Scar-Jo all up and down my monitor. I [...]
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I don’t want to turn black! Ok, you can be brown like Dad’s sweater!
It’s really hard for me to stop laughing at this little three year old girl acting like her souls been crushed because she is scared she will turn black. Then her Daddy, who made this funny video, tells her that she’ll be chocolate brown like the sweater, then tricks her into agreeing to be part [...]
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Whiskey Water Bar Trick – this may or may not get you laid.
Some clever dudes figured out what density is and how to apply the science of density to whiskey and water. They then took it to another level and made a bar trick video in which water and whiskey are poured into their own shot glass, then the water and whiskey switch places. You can’t use [...]
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My awkward days in high school when I had no friends
Imagine being 17, living in the suburbs far away from your city friends, and having no car. Then imagine your parents go to Mexico for the week, leave you with your hearing impaired grandmother, and your friends don’t feel like picking you up because you’re so far out of the way. What do you do? [...]
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How to be a Nerd and pick up Chicks
Richard Wiseman shows us the way with his Top 10 party tricks video on Youtube. Half of these tricks I already know how to do, but the video is a good refresher incase you need to brush up on your college party tricks. These magic tricks are so easy, even a jock caveman could do [...]
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Here I stand, frozen in time, like an Iceberg
Hello there. My name is Mr. Bigglesworth. I like to go to concerts, parties, and long walks on the beach. I like the long walks on the beach the best because I don’t have to wear a shirt. But that does not matter, because I don’t have to wear a shirt anywhere if I don’t [...]
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Michelle Bachman long throats a corndog
Michelle Bachman at the Iowa corn dog eating contest. She will win on account of her risque picture making people remember that the state of Iowa still exists, because, for a while there, we all forgot about Iowa. I don’t even know what’s in Iowa, or why it’s still a state. Can’t we close Iowa [...]
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Million dollar fender bender? Of course it was a woman!
Don’t act surprised to hear that a ditzy blond woman drove a Bentley into a Ferrari, Aston Martin, Porsche, and a Mercedes. Obviously she had to do her makeup – look at all the people here, she can’t possibly go without eye liner for five minutes. Are you crazy? NO EYELINER FOR FIVE MINUTES IS [...]
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Epic Whole Foods resignation letter
This is all quoted from another website, but it’s the same exact epic Whole Foods resignation letter floating around the net, that every other website has clearly shown, but of course you see it here first 300th.! “All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing.” Dear Whole Foods [...]
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Best street magic video this week
We all know magicians are cool, creepy, freaky, and do awesome tricks. But you have not seen this magician yet! He is so good, he can make cards appear out of nowhere. Don’t trust me? Then watch the video!
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See anything weird about this picture?
Welcome to the world of taking scenic pictures when you go on a trip to a new and exciting location. Welcome to the world of beautiful photography demonstrating your exquisite travels. Welcome to the world of shadows making your leg looking like you have a penis and your friends pointing it out in public on [...]
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Someone has no life
What bag of douche has the time or desire to teach a horse how to spin a hula hoop on their hind leg, while laying on their back, while exposing their big black cocknballs to the world MY GOD THERE’S KIDS WATCHING! I see all the blonds in the audience got a bit blush in [...]
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Playground Fail
What cracks me up the most is that they’re STILL hanging there after they…well…you’ll see. Next time I come across two guys in the playground, I’ll remind them to wear protection before they injure themselves doing stupid tricks where the kids hangout. Weirdos.
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