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Penn State, Joe Paterno, Jerry Sandusky, and Mike Mcqueary scandal.
Jerry Sandusky rapes boys at Penn State, Joe Paterno Fired, Mike Mcqueary watches it and calls his dad, probably to ask if he can borrow the family tape recorder.
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Fat girl tased and drops like a tree = HILARIOUS!
fat girl tased by police and she drops like a tree timbering over in the woods.
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Rant Worth Listening to – Orginal Video
Tell me he's wrong! I dare you! He makes all the best points you could ever think of about the United States bank system and how they're in a trillion dollar debt, and how Obama is acting like a stereotypical black person in the sense that the stereotype suggest black folks don't pay their bills on time. Pulling the race
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Guidos – way more ugly and annoying then pigeons.
Pigeons are really dumb. They have the smallest working brain of all the creatures on Earth. They have the same brain type as guidos. Just like a guido, they all see one little piece of candy and they all think they can get a piece. That’s why they are idiots. Except, the guidos are worse [...]
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The Worst New York Attackist Ever
Some dummy in Brooklyn’s Park Slope area tried r4ping a screaming girl late at night, in front of someone’s home, and experienced an EPIC FAIL. First of all, she looks fat. So who wants to sleep with her anyway? No one but the loser failed r4pist of course. Second, she’s clearly screaming and you do [...]
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Obama Heckler Tossed, Ugly Jacket Joke Ensues
Let’s talk about President Obama, the heckler, and the awful attempt at comedic relief. I’ll use a checklist so it’s streamlined and seems official, kinda like that time you thought you accomplished something important at work when the boss asked if anyone had any suggestions on how to improve the conditions of the company, and [...]
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The Thing Trailer
Hey guys, look over here, I found…THE THING! OH MY GOD (enter Chris Farley’s voice). The Thing trailer looks great if you’re seeking a crawling under your skin type of freaky movie. I know when I enter the theater to watch this movie, that someone in the audience will probably act like a fool and [...]
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Contagion Trailer
Watch out E-coli, you have a new competitor! If you catch this weird contagious virus, then you’re gonna turn into a blood sucking weirdo trapped in a movie screen trying to scare gullible movie viewers everywhere. I heard movie ushers will distribute hand sanitizer at every show so that the scared people can stop freaking [...]
posted by: jack in Videos
Of course you were part of a shark attack video.
Ironically, this is shark safety video in the making, but it goes wrong when the beer bellied Hawaiian looking dude decides holding a beer can and a shark at the same time makes him look cool. No, you just look like a fat alcoholic. Put the beer down for a minute, make the shark attack [...]
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SpongeBob SquarePants arrested for fighting two Ugly Broads
Poor SpongeBob SquarePants got into a fight with two girls and got himself arrested. Patrick was nowhere to be found. SpongeBob fought one girl who looked like a tranny in tiger pants, and another girl who must be the ugliest girl at USC or just a dumb nitwit who buys shirts to colleges she couldn’t [...]
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Bling Bling – homeless crackhead makes better music then soulja boy
Soulja Boy unfortunately released more music. The loser also recently commented about military troops not being tough, or hard, or whatever that idiot fake rapper who releases garbage says. What does he think, that his little scrawny self could actually handle the real world? Soulja Boy is more lame then JaRule, or at least on [...]
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Just trolling along the net and OMG What the Sh*t is this?
I thought I’ve seen it all. I don’t know what to call this. I am offended that she has more views then my entire YouTube channel. Come to think of it, LemonParty gets me turned on in comparison to this, and I don’t even like dudes that much. So you can kinda guess how bad [...]
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Make a girl think you’re a magician AND a cook!
If you’re trying to impress a girl by cooking her a nice sultry dinner, and you want to top it off by showing her that you’re a tried and true kitchen magician, then you need to cook her some frog legs and make them dance before you bake them. Or fry them. Or grill them. [...]
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A awesome wingsuit is the only suit I want in my closet
My closet is stacked with sleek business suits, gnarly surf shorts, and tons of funny t-shirts. But you could combine all of the awesomeness in my closet and it wouldn’t even reach the heights of craziness or coolness that the squirellesque flying wingsuits can give you. You could impress a gullible girl with your fancy [...]
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Hipsters. You guys look like a bunch of homeless idiots.
Earth to hipsters! Earth to hipsters! Can one of you read this and reply so that I can understand your terrible movement? I just don’t get it. You hipsters pride yourself on terrible clothes, dirty hair, and unkempt facial hair. You enjoy drinking terrible beer. You look like homeless gay guys who failed to pick [...]
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Hurricane Irene video and faux Guide to Survival
Video clip of Hurricane Irene in the Bahamas. It looks windy and rainy, but doesn’t look scary. What’s scary is the thought of fat Rosie O’donnell naked (epic projectile vomit). I heard she ate some Krispy Kreme donuts and got off the couch, which is what caused the earthquake in Virginia this week. Hurricane Irene [...]
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I want to punch this dog square in the dick
First of all, I invented the tickle monster. It’s something I came up with 14 years ago when my one year old sister was just learning to laugh. Second. I want to bang the blond tickling in this dumb dog video. Third. You guessed it. I want to punch that stupid dog right in the [...]
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This is how you make a cool freezing bubble
Take your bubbles outside. Blow bubbles. Then put the monkey down. Next, take some actual bubbles outside when it’s cold out. It should probably be cold enough to snow. If not, I suppose you could try this in your freezer like I did. You put the bubble on the bubble wand and let it sit [...]
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Seriously Bro, couldn’t you just get EZ PASS?
Dummy tries to jump his car through the toll booth on the highway. It’s a lot easier to get EZ PASS because then you don’t have to stop and give some dude in rubber gloves your money, where you risk getting stuck behind the ONE SINGLE A-HOLE asking for directions, then not understanding, then asking [...]
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Why would you ever want these aliens on your arm?
Creepy gross bug lover lets alien creature bugs crawl all over his arm. They look like sticks and twigs with little cute faces. They’re so cute that I just want to knock one off his arm and give it a little smush smush. I mean, uh, they’re gross and I think it’s nasty to let [...]
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