Steve Harvey is about to pee his pants on the set of Family Feud when a pastors wife, inadvertently, admits on TV that she puts sperm in her mouth. She didn't verify who the sperm belonged too, but Steve Harvey went into conniptions.

Let’s talk about President Obama, the heckler, and the awful attempt at comedic relief. I’ll use a checklist so it’s streamlined and seems official, kinda like that time you thought you accomplished something important at work when the boss asked if anyone had any suggestions on how to improve the conditions of the company, and [...]

Ironically, this is shark safety video in the making, but it goes wrong when the beer bellied Hawaiian looking dude decides holding a beer can and a shark at the same time makes him look cool. No, you just look like a fat alcoholic. Put the beer down for a minute, make the shark attack [...]

This funny weird video with a rubber mannequin walking around the town like a creep listening to old video game music on a cassette player bothers me more then the thought of seeing an 80 year old man naked on top of a tiny turtle. I’m not kidding. I hated this video so much that [...]

It starts off by you thinking he’s making a complete mess and has nothing planned, but it turns out that the spray paint artist is quite organized. He’s about to paint an epic space scene with nothing but a few simple props and a few cans of various colored spray paint. His spray paint space [...]

Dear Taylor Swift, It is with unfortunate regret that I must notify you of your failure. You’re a millionaire. You’re hot. Your music is even tolerable to the point that I would allow a female to play it in my car so long as her head is in the right place. But your little celebrity [...]

I can’t believe I’m watching someone’s uncle whip their ass about Facebook in a video. Maybe you can tell him you’re soft! Tell him you’re a liar! And I’m gonna whoop dat arse again if I see all that gangster stuff posted on your profile! Now put that on his wall! I guess next time [...]

What up niggas! These two girls fight while people circle and videotape on their phones! If they can all say nigga a hundred times, then so can I, because what’s the difference between black people calling each other nigga and white people calling each other bro? There is none! Stop making everything racist! We’re past [...]

You cannot look me in the eyes, with a straight face, and not tell me that this girl doesn’t do weird freaky sex acts when she’s home alone. If you ever try to tell me that she’s innocent and does nothing, I will seriously beat you with a cat. You know damn well that there’s [...]

These guys don’t know, that they all suck balls. I learned it yesterday, by the writing on the walls. It said, come here little gangsta, suck on these balls, And when you’re done down there, go to my friend down the hall!

Miranda wasn’t that good at playing Madden 2012. In fact, she was downright awful. But Miranda, my friends Mom, challenged us to a round, and if she won, we had to buy her a case of Budweiser. If we won, she bought us beer for the strip club that’s BYOB and she dropped us off. [...]