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Don’t Make me Snap my Fingers – song so catchy, I want it on Ipod!

Don’t Make me Snap my Fingers – song so catchy, I want it on Ipod!

How can you not like this kid’s music video? Seriously, this is way better and more catchy then the Friday song by that teenage dork Rebecca Black. Although, both of their videos are way better then any video I make, I still think the “elbow elbow wrist wrist” part takes the cake for being more [...]

A awesome wingsuit is the only suit I want in my closet

A awesome wingsuit is the only suit I want in my closet

My closet is stacked with sleek business suits, gnarly surf shorts, and tons of funny t-shirts. But you could combine all of the awesomeness in my closet and it wouldn’t even reach the heights of craziness or coolness that the squirellesque flying wingsuits can give you. You could impress a gullible girl with your fancy [...]

Dancing with the Stars Cast List with Nancy Grace? GTFO!

Dancing with the Stars Cast List with Nancy Grace? GTFO!

First of all, I don’t even watch Dancing with the Stars. I saw it once for about two minutes and decided that the show was stupid, it sucked, and it had absolute no point. Just like Rosie O’donnell on a diet – it’s completely pointless. Second of all, my first of all statement is true. [...]

Using XBox to prove the Nigerian Email Scam worked!

Using XBox to prove the Nigerian Email Scam worked!

Does anyone else play video gmes on Xbox Live? If so, then you’d recognize this screenshot from one of the Halo games. I thought it was cool that there were 88,888 players online at the same time. I also found it interesting that one single person in Africa was playing Halo on Xbox Live. I [...]

Looks like someone on FaceBook loves their dog!

Looks like someone on FaceBook loves their dog!

It’s great to know that all dog owners seriously love their pets. How could you not love this cute little dog in the picture. I’ll tell you how. With a shovel. I would hate this dog too. In fact, the dog grins at you every day because it pooped and peed somewhere in the house, [...]

Hurricane Irene video and faux Guide to Survival

Hurricane Irene video and faux Guide to Survival

Video clip of Hurricane Irene in the Bahamas. It looks windy and rainy, but doesn’t look scary. What’s scary is the thought of fat Rosie O’donnell naked (epic projectile vomit). I heard she ate some Krispy Kreme donuts and got off the couch, which is what caused the earthquake in Virginia this week. Hurricane Irene [...]

Jim Carey video to Emma Stone – who wants to go camping? I DO!

Jim Carey video to Emma Stone – who wants to go camping? I DO!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9lPEP2mGWw Funny video with Jim Carey professing his love for Emma Stone. His humor reached a new level of outstanding the moment he mentioned camping, Yahtzee!, and sex in the same sentence.  I hope Emma Stone records a funny video response to Jim and states how much she would love him if he were 20 [...]

Fat Carrie Fisher got skinny. I didn’t even know she was fat.

Fat Carrie Fisher got skinny. I didn’t even know she was fat.

Holy crap! Carrie Fisher must have weighed like 250-300lbs. How could cute Princess Leia, with those cute little curly cinnamon buns on her head and hot space madness bikini, get so fat that she actually looks like Jabba the Hut? How many donuts and space worms did she eat on a daily basis? Hey Luke, [...]

I didn’t want to post this, but girls like cute dog videos.

I didn’t want to post this, but girls like cute dog videos.

Hey guys, I’m really sorry I had to post this cute dog video, but I have to please the women sometimes. I know you’re all into the cool funny videos and things that don’t mention the word cute unless its “cute girls” but sometimes you have to give some to take some. And I want [...]

That’s a good stage, I’ma let you finish in a minute

That’s a good stage, I’ma let you finish in a minute

Kanye West falls off stage during a concert while singing one of his songs that I do not know the title to and am too lazy to Google it, even though I just stole this video off another website, which took the same amount of effort it would take to Google the song he’s singing [...]

I want to punch this dog square in the dick

I want to punch this dog square in the dick

First of all, I invented the tickle monster. It’s something I came up with 14 years ago when my one year old sister was just learning to laugh. Second. I want to bang the blond tickling in this dumb dog video. Third. You guessed it. I want to punch that stupid dog right in the [...]

Harry Potter’s new ending and other Movie Nonsense

Harry Potter’s new ending and other Movie Nonsense

Making a more meaningful fake endings to a fake unbelievable movie only makes the movie better. This opens Pandora’s box on how other movies should have ended. I got a whole list of fake movie endings in my head. In fact, I wish I was an animator because then I could create my own awesome [...]