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Rachel Crow has to Go!
rachel crow is a weird looking chick from simon's x factor.
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Boy reacts to the Empire Strikes Back
Quiet little buddy has quite the reaction to Darth Vader in the Empire Strikes Back. I wonder what his reaction will be when he finds out Santa Claus is real too! I bet you're reacting funny right now from reading that and finding out your parents lied about a lie when you were 12! He's real. I've met him in
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Percy Foster, dwarf sex king, found dead in badger den.
If you don’t know who Percy Foster is, then maybe you should scroll down and view the badger badger badger picture I made. Percy Foster is the dwarf lookalike of Chef Gordon Ramsay. Not only is Percy a Dwarf, but he’s a porn star. Hmmm. A porn star dwarf who looks like Chef Gordon Ramsey, [...]
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Russian Woman go Pee Pee, and Cute Polar Bear attacks!
Wait for it…Wait for it…BAM! Russian woman you just got knocked the f*ck out! This is like Kimbo Slice dropping a bomb on a dummy in a backyard brawl. Like Mike Tyson hammering a hay-maker in the first round. Like Ali being so fast, that he hits a light switch and is in bed before [...]
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Dancing with the Stars Cast List with Nancy Grace? GTFO!
First of all, I don’t even watch Dancing with the Stars. I saw it once for about two minutes and decided that the show was stupid, it sucked, and it had absolute no point. Just like Rosie O’donnell on a diet – it’s completely pointless. Second of all, my first of all statement is true. [...]
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Using XBox to prove the Nigerian Email Scam worked!
Does anyone else play video gmes on Xbox Live? If so, then you’d recognize this screenshot from one of the Halo games. I thought it was cool that there were 88,888 players online at the same time. I also found it interesting that one single person in Africa was playing Halo on Xbox Live. I [...]
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Philly Flood pictures from Hurricane Irene
Philly doesn’t usually partake in flood parties, but Hurricane Irene swept in some extra rain water that made rivers and creeks crest at a well above flood level. Delaware River, Schuylkill River, and a lot of the larger creeks, such as Neshaminy creek, which is about half the size of a river, decided to flood [...]
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Fat Carrie Fisher got skinny. I didn’t even know she was fat.
Holy crap! Carrie Fisher must have weighed like 250-300lbs. How could cute Princess Leia, with those cute little curly cinnamon buns on her head and hot space madness bikini, get so fat that she actually looks like Jabba the Hut? How many donuts and space worms did she eat on a daily basis? Hey Luke, [...]
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My awkward days in high school when I had no friends
Imagine being 17, living in the suburbs far away from your city friends, and having no car. Then imagine your parents go to Mexico for the week, leave you with your hearing impaired grandmother, and your friends don’t feel like picking you up because you’re so far out of the way. What do you do? [...]
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Total Blackout – this game can make or break a friendship!
Warning! If a friend asks you to play a little game of “what’s that smell” then you should probably decline. The best thing you can do at this point is offer to be the host of the game, or bring up the rear. I would vomit everywhere if I just found out I’ve been nostril [...]
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Awkward “I need lessons” webcam dance video of the week.
I don’t even know where to start with this. Oh, I know. Why don’t you chose a song that didn’t come out in 2001? That’s right. I said it. Shakira’s “Laundry Service” album was released in 2001, making this girl almost 11 years behind in music. Right after you pick a song from at least [...]
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Taylor Swift wears granny panties to a concert? EW! EPIC HOT FAIL!
Dear Taylor Swift, It is with unfortunate regret that I must notify you of your failure. You’re a millionaire. You’re hot. Your music is even tolerable to the point that I would allow a female to play it in my car so long as her head is in the right place. But your little celebrity [...]
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Arena league football’s best fan yet
Give this guy an award for being the coolest fan to ever interfere with a game by trying to make a tackle. The football player catches a kick and is about to return it from out of the end zone, when a fan grabs him by the face mask and manhandles him. Then players from [...]
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Lady Gaga fails video
She’s awesome in every way, except the part where she has a wenus. Not sure I want to know about Lady Gaga’s wenus, but she apparently puts on a good show and has less balance then I do. I can barely walk without falling due to a lack of balance, but she can’t do a [...]
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Girl busted meeting guys on MySpace
She has the best younger brother ever. He seriously instigates the heck out of her and gives us the best possible commentary. This is what siblings are really for, to make you go nuts every chance they can when you’re getting lectured by a parent. Sibling power at it’s finest. This guy needs an award! [...]
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Creepy lifelike human doll
Would you pay $6000 to have a creepy human sized life like doll delivered to your house? What if I told you it had useable parts. Yeah, you know, you can stick your banana in her peach pit if you know what I mean. Watch this video about these lifelike dolls and then tell me [...]
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TreeMan and special guest face
You may have seen TreeMan on the Discovery channel. If not, take a look. His limbs resemble the roots and bark of a tree, hence the name TreeMan. I think he has experience in gardening. I can’t even explain the face of the second person, but I think they put in good face time with [...]
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WikiLeaks war video
This wikileaks war video is crazy. USA helicopter lays down ground cover for troops on foot. The helicopter takes out insurgents armed with AK-47′s and an RPG. The text on the video states that a few children were injured, which I am not happy to hear about, but why are the so-called insurgents bringing their [...]
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Epic Whole Foods resignation letter
This is all quoted from another website, but it’s the same exact epic Whole Foods resignation letter floating around the net, that every other website has clearly shown, but of course you see it here first 300th.! “All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing.” Dear Whole Foods [...]
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Wife crying after Star Wars
Did R2D2 get put back together? I wonder what happens when she watches SAW IV or The Human Centipede.
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